[Cool] Johnny Depp Leaves $4K Tip For Chicago Waiter

typical woman.... a man is only sexier when he has money.

 

he was on letterman last night and he looked good to me

 

Woah, wait a minute.... You're telling me that Johnny Depp is RICH TOO?!?!? Holy crap that makes him even more sexier than his more sexier earlier when he was being cool and nice to people!

 

Pretty cool...If I had money, I'd probably be more generous...

 

I got a $200 tip at Victor's in Sugarland back in 1996. This guy used to come in with his son for breakfast every morning for about a year - knew he had money, drove a Porsche and had the Armani thing going- very nice guy, kid was well-behaved, always tipped $3 on a $6 tab (it was breakfast, tabs were smaller). So, during Christmas in 1996, I served him and his son as always, and he leaves two $100 bills on the table. I ran out to the parking lot and told him that I think he pulled the wrong bills out of his wallet. said, nope, merry christmas- then he moved 2 weeks later as he got a new job offer. what a great present.

so what do I do- I go up that evening to the Sports Resort at Kirkwood- whatever that exit is north of Stafford off of 59- and blow nearly the whole damn thing. idiotic.