1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Confirmed: Fleshlight Developing an iPad Case You Can Have Sex With

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Hightop, Jan 24, 2012.

Tags:
  1. Hightop

    Hightop Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2011
    Messages:
    1,257
    Likes Received:
    69
    The iPad's a darn attractive gadget, but that 30-pin connector ain't made for love. That's why this Fleshlight-holding iPad case concept caught our eye. Imagine all the things you could pretend to have sex with! And it turns out, it's not just some crazy, er, pipe dream. It, or something like it, is coming soon.

    We've covered the Fleshlight and its many permutations both inside and out, so naturally when we heard about a fit this natural we took it on ourselves to figure out of a real version was in the works. Here's what we turned up, straight from Fleshlight COO Brian Shubin:

    It's another exciting product we have in development at the moment. We are always looking to improve our user experience and this will be a way to take it to another level. Continue watching Fleshlight.com for it.

    So there that is. *****able iPads, coming soon. We assume that it will launch with a geometrically opposite counterpart (read: dildo) as well. [Fleshlight via Geekosystem, Obvious Winner]

    [​IMG]

    http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed-fleshlight-developing-ipad-case-you-can-bone
     
    #1 Hightop, Jan 24, 2012
  2. lean

    lean Member

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2010
    Messages:
    1,482
    Likes Received:
    140
    I'd hit it
     
    #2 lean, Jan 24, 2012
  3. droopy421

    droopy421 Member

    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2010
    Messages:
    2,280
    Likes Received:
    184
    [​IMG]
     
    #3 droopy421, Jan 24, 2012
    1 person likes this.
  4. GRENDEL

    GRENDEL Member

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2002
    Messages:
    17,274
    Likes Received:
    4,823
    <a href="http://www.glitter-graphics.com"><img src="http://dl7.glitter-graphics.net/pub/418/418927fya08exe9l.gif" width=320 height=240 border=0></a><br><a href="http://www.glitter-works.org" target=_blank>glitter-graphics.com</a>
     
    #4 GRENDEL, Jan 24, 2012
  5. Blurr#7

    Blurr#7 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2007
    Messages:
    5,276
    Likes Received:
    3,455
    Consequences will never be the same.
     
    #5 Blurr#7, Jan 24, 2012
  6. MadMax

    MadMax Member

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 1999
    Messages:
    74,429
    Likes Received:
    21,762
    [​IMG]
     
    #6 MadMax, Jan 24, 2012
  7. thegary

    thegary Member

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2002
    Messages:
    10,454
    Likes Received:
    2,480
    dudes
     
    #7 thegary, Jan 24, 2012
  8. Bandwagoner

    Bandwagoner Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2006
    Messages:
    26,973
    Likes Received:
    3,661
    [​IMG]
     
    #8 Bandwagoner, Jan 24, 2012
    2 people like this.
  9. kidcave9

    kidcave9 Member

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2010
    Messages:
    3,062
    Likes Received:
    184
    What happens when someone else wants to use your iPad and there is some lovemarks. What do you tell your mom then?
     
    #9 kidcave9, Jan 24, 2012
  10. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2001
    Messages:
    37,617
    Likes Received:
    1,448
    Your MOM has a fleshlight. :eek:
     
    #10 SwoLy-D, Jan 24, 2012
  11. htownrox1

    htownrox1 Member

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2009
    Messages:
    7,537
    Likes Received:
    4,937
    [​IMG]
     
    #11 htownrox1, Jan 24, 2012
  12. Dei

    Dei Member

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2006
    Messages:
    7,362
    Likes Received:
    335
    It better have program making Siri moan.
     
    #12 Dei, Jan 24, 2012
  13. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2001
    Messages:
    37,617
    Likes Received:
    1,448
    :confused:

    No SIRI on iPad.

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1ytCEuuW2_A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #13 SwoLy-D, Jan 24, 2012
  14. tallanvor

    tallanvor Member

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2007
    Messages:
    17,420
    Likes Received:
    9,446
    You can't currently have sex with an iPad?
     
    #14 tallanvor, Jan 24, 2012
  15. TheRealist137

    TheRealist137 Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2009
    Messages:
    33,499
    Likes Received:
    19,397
    honestly, this is a pretty good idea...
     
    #15 TheRealist137, Jan 24, 2012
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)

Share This Page

Toggle Width
Style
ClutchFans Original

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Rockets Content

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now