Last time I tried this, the woman was heinous. I try to stay away from nymphos that I haven't met yet. Speaking of which, I need to stop by Centerfolds soon.
I cry at the funeral scene when watching "My Girl". I watch Gilmore Girls with my wife, but they talk way too fast.
I was expecting more of an "I did this and that, and I know those are wrong, but I am confessing here" thread. It turned out to be an "I am now coming to the realization that I might be a homosexual" thread. Not that there's anything wrong with that. The thread title is misleading everyone to confess they like to do girly things. Most of you all, at least.
Is that what you have read into it? You are way off... You need to search deep within and ask yourself why you interpret words in such a way. I see mostly honesty. And since some can relate, they speak quite freely. It is quite refreshing to speak without reservation. Almost redeeming. Did I read too much into it?
When I was 10, a buddy and I saw a black cat go into these bushes, so being that age we were mean. We started pissing on the cat, I don't know why, I KNEW IT WAS WRONG. The funny part was when the neighbor girls saw this cal later and picked it up and started petting it. They said, "Why is this cat all wet".
This is the kinda sh*t I was waiting for, swilkins. But note, I said "mostly", with the exception of XxShadyPinkxX... now there's girlie sh*t NONE.
OK... You asked for it. I used to blow up frogs with fire crackers. Me and my brother thought it was funny when it would hop, hop, POP!!!. No longer hop, but twitch. It was so wrong, but I was a dumb kid. I was also fascinated with nudity at a young age and would make an occasional streak out of the house. Yes, it just so happened around the time the streak song was on the radio in the 70's. I hope you feel better. I certainly do.
LOL no. I'm not easy, and I'm not in high school. Just because I enjoy sex doesn't mean I do it with everyone. Nice try tho.
Fine Swoly-D. When I lived in Chicago me and some of the neighborhood kids were playing under the L-Train that ran adjacent to our brownstone Apts. This girl from the block comes up, she was the village idiot (had some sort of handicap), and starts trying to get our attention. Since I was the smallest of the bunch (5 yrs old) one of the guys tells me to ask her to show us her boobs (she had hit puberty and was well racked). I went up to her and said "show me your breasts." She then lifted up her shirt. We we're all in tranfixed. The older boys padded me on the back with approval and thus my life of depravity began. I think this might have been the geniesus of my slimey, cheating, whoring ways. Edit: Yes I realize that I took advantage of a mentally deficient girl and will have to atone for this at some point in the afterlife. Thus I have taken the necessary steps and rationalized that there is no afterlife and thus I will never have to make atonement.
I once passed off muddy water in a plastic cup as chocolate milk to a childhood object of my scorn. Happy, Swoly? I too, like others, blew up frogs on New Year's Eve and the days following... probably on July 4th as well. I have shot a crow with a 6mm deer rifle before... feathers remained. I also hit a "killdee" (actually a kildeer bird) with a similar rifle and it was split, laid in two, in the same spot it was hit. I blew up a model of the space shuttle well before the first shuttle tragedy (imagine my feeling when it really happened... twice.) I've pitched cow patties with a shovel at an "unarmed" recipient. I've wiped dried mucous from my nostrils (more commonly referred to as "boogers") on people's clothes and furniture without batting an eye. But hey... I was once a child, and I thought as a child. Now I am older... and some stuff is still kinda funny, but I no longer do those things myself... it's wrong to perpetuate those behavioral traits when you're a grown man. Now some people on the other hand seem to never grow up.
I too did the firecraker frog thing. I remember it was tough to get it's mouth open. Also, a few times we stuck one in a lizards mouth too. Come to think of it we stuck a liazard in a frogs mouth. And we used to give lizards SKOAL, they freaked out.
If ur talkin about my MySpace here's what it says... Criztal's Schools North Shore Sr H S Houston,Texas Graduated: N/A Degree: High School Diploma 2003 to 2006 I graduated a year early, and I'm attending San Jac Community College now.
i think he was talking about your Clutch BBS profile, btw, NS alumnus here also, class of 2000 at da sho and sadly still live on this side of town and my confession for the day, that damn "Fox Soccer" commercial, the one where the dude balances the ball on his head like the whole day, the comes home to watch soccer, they show during the Rockets games, I can't stand that commercial, I feel like shooting my TV every time i see it
Sorry fixed. lol And concerning NS, I couldn't wait to get out of the SCHOOL cause of the people, but the homes in the area give alot of value for the money.
