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Complimenting breasts

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Another Brother, Jun 3, 2004.

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  1. Dubious

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    A zebra cannot change his stripes.
     
  2. Chance

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    So she runs...which would likely indicate a firm figure...she mentions her university which would indicate a sub 30 age...she's on the bbs so she's donw with sports...


    hmmm:rolleyes:
     
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    I'm picturing slightly older version of LL.
     
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    My fiancee has nice sized breast, I am a boob man, so when we are talking I am looking down most of the time, cleavage is a great thing.
     
  5. Dubious

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    I did read somewhere that men are attracted to cleavage because of it's resemblence to butt cleavage and the historically preferred postion for sex has been the bow wow where the man is looking down at it.

    It may have been in a 1975 Playboy because they had pics that you had to guess whether the cleavage was breast or butt. You couldn't really tell.
     
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    I think the Discovery Channel had a special about that also.
     
  7. Pipe

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    Congrats on your pending arrival. After my wife finished nursing our first child, her breasts returned to their normal size. After finishing nursing our second child, however, they SHRUNK one cup size!!!

    I don't know how she feels about it, but I still have serious depression issues. ;)

    On a more serious note, my wife *lost* one to breast cancer, so be thankful if you have two healthy ones, no matter what size or shape they are.
     
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    A compliment is one thing. Being creepy about it and constantly hitting on me until the guy thinks I'm going to say, "Yes I'd like to go back to your place," is another.
     
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    Through modelling, bartending, and living in a house full of females, I have pretty much been around young women for most of my adult life, many of whom had nice racks. Here's what I have learned:


    1) If a woman has a nice chest, and you;re a guy, do you want to know how you let her know you like them? Go up to her...say hello. At this point, she's pretty much got the picture. If you want to clear up any remaning doubt in her mind, mention that you;re not gay. Trust me, if she's got 'em, show knows it, and she knows you know it too.

    2) If, however, you do feel the need to overstate the obvious, and actually compliment her breasts, assuming she's not offended, her first thought may not be what you think it is: she takes it as a compliment to her...outfit. Seriously. Unless she's just that second become aware she has nice breasrs, which is unlikely assuming you;re staying out of playgrounds, she has had them commented on so many times, it's a given that they're nice, but what she sometimes wonders about is how well they/she look(s) in outfit X. So your commentary will serve as an approval of the outfit nore than of her, most of the time.

    3) If she already wants you, or thinks you're hot, this will be seen as a preliminary move. Her response will probably be guaged accordingly.
     
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    Oh, by the way, whoever said they "only" like a C cup so long as they're perky, a C cup is, in and of itself, a pretty nice size. IMO, it;s not about size, it's about ratio and shape. (Ratio to overall body size). But a C cup and 'perky' is pretty damn nice and saying that you're 'only' after that is like a woman saying " I'd be satisfied with 9 inches, so long as it was thick."
     
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  12. Dubious

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    Pipe,
    Our fascination with breasts is just silly fun. It has no importance in the context of real issues. I'm sure you'll never completely convince your wife that we men know that, but please let her know we'd rather have her around than her boobs.

    Best regards,
    GP
     
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    Excellent logic: Which is why I am personally glad that you need not 9 inches to land a C cup.
     
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    This was a theory espoused in a zoological study of mankind called The Naked Ape that saw full breasts as an evolutionary development to maintain the same visual stimulants while switching from a doggy-style to a missionary-style of sex. Though I can't quite remember the argument for why missionary-style had to be invented in the first place, I think it had to do with the extension of child-rearing and the increased pressure towards monogamy made personal identification and love (by looking at your sex partner's face) more important. The book was published in the 70s (judging by the cover) and was very popular. So, I could see it being sufficiently fashionable at the time that Playboyp/i] would use the same idea.
     
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    Victorial Principal ( who was, at the time, seriously hot!!!!!) starred in an ill conceived film based on the same premise, sort of. Think she got naked in it, though, so it's all good.
     
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    So, along the lines in this same topic - While personally, I wouln't classify myself "well-endowed," mine are certainly proportional to my smaller-than-average frame.
    In college - I would get the typical jokes from a majority of my guy friends, but when I would respond with the fact that I wanted a boob job, they'd freak and say that under no circumstances I should get one.

    So, the question is? Small t*** vs. Fake t***?

    Honesly, I believe that big boobs just gets you the inital attention, and after that they aren't all that great.

    Plus, my mom always told me that they were just piles of fat and I shouldn't be jealous anyway!:p
     
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    Ya that's what I think when I look at boobies... just piles of fat... mmm hmm that's right. :D
     
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    My younger sister, whose bustline resembles a sheet of paper, always used to say "more than a mouthful is a waste".:D
     
  19. Austin70

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    Small over fake
     
  20. Mack

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    Personally I'm not cutting off three inches just to land a C cup

    ;) :(
     

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