Complimenting breasts

You say, "Hey <b><i>Isabel</i></b>. Nice rack."

No, seriously, some discretion is appreciated. "You look great in that outfit" or some such thing - while talking to the woman's face (instead of looking down and trying to hold a conversation with the boobs). As you get to know the woman better and better, you can be more blunt about it.

Depends on the woman, of course - some probably don't mind at all.

 

Woman in elevator: "I just moved in and everyone's been so nice."

Jim Carrey: "Well, that's because you've got nice jugs. I mean, your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Ma Ma!"

 

we need pictures as proof!!!

 

"Do you mind if I rest my hand here?"

 

do they taste as good as they look

 

"I won't be needing the p*rn flick tonight"

 

How about, “Those are some Category 5 boobs.”


No probably not...

 

I prefer the very subtle technique of one Dave Chappelle:

DAMN! LOOK AT THEM t*tties!

 

Jerry: Butros Butros golly.
Kramer: Yo Yo Ma.
Elaine: Nice rack.

 

WOW! Look at those crazy guns!

Works everytime.

 

How about, "Wow! If that top was any hotter, I'd start melting right here in the (fill in the place)." And say it with a friendly grin, not a leer coupled with you tongue hanging out. It's the indirect way to do it. You're complimenting the top, but the chick is going to know just what you're really complimenting. Kinda like girls used to lay on me, "Hey! Cool jeans!" ...with a quick glance down, along with a sly smile.

 

I've never been a breasts guy. Honestly, if I had a preference, it would be for C cup and perky.

I'm a legs guy.

-- droxford

 

what are you asking us to say?

nice mosquito bites?

anyway. i've always wondered what the fascination with big boobs is all about. a famous bio prof once told me it's because sphere appeal to the primate visual system.

but... there's gotta be more to that. lots of stuff appeal to the primate visual system.

 

If I wanted to see your face.. I'd be looking at it

 

Tell her she has nice Lindsay Lohan's.



Unless, of course, she spends any time around here; in which case, she would know exactly what you are talking about.

Yeah...so I really just wanted to post a picture...

 

"Being as I am a politically correct male, it would be improper for me to articulate how spectacular your luscious, juicy, rounded honkers are, so I won't."

 

"Yo, girl. You gots boobies like a 17-year old!

Now, take of your drawers ..."

 

"Excuse me Ma'am, but would you care to play a quick game of screaming hungry baby and his milkmaid?"

 

(In a sincere voice) 'If I told you that you had a nice body would you take off your pants and dance around a little?'

Guess the show, anyone?