.....but no one knew who Chievous was. Until Rudy T chimed in and said, "Oh eyah, the bandaid man. Didn't he play for us?" But everyone shrugged and someone began to sing "Feed the World" under their breath and.....
. . . chievous minniefield replied, heartbreakingly, to Pat Morita from The Karate Kid: "I'm so sorry, Pat. you see, I'm actually not a sexual creature. I am the first genetically-engineered Rocket fan. I was "born" when Rockets-scientists combined the DNA from a derrick chievous band-aid and some sweat taken from a dirk minniefield turnover, then bada-bing, bada-boom. . . there I was. I'm sure you're a nice guy and all. but I'm like AI, only more entertaining: I can't love. the Rockets power dancers are working on teaching me, though." sadly, remorsefully, and with a heavy heart, Pat Morita from The Karate Kid took the news and began contemplating contemplatively. then, slowly and with great purpose, he began rubbing his hands together when. . .
He produced Oil from them, which Was then stolen from him by Enron leaving him with nothing, So he decided to kick the guy who played Greg Brady right in the...
*scene change* "Come again??"Eddie Griffin asked, as he looked at his watch. "5 minutes until Beavis and Butthead starts", he thought. He released the choke hold he had on Ty Shine, his roommate, and ran to the TV. "Yo, Ty.....Beavis and Butthead is coming on. Go put an icepack on your eye and come here. You know how you like it when they.....
suddenly all the lights are back on, they look outside and all the other lights are on too. EG sees a guy hanging from a power line poll. .... ITs miyagi powering the generator from the friction of his hands. "i knew this was coming all along in this thread so i have been generating power from my bare hands; i also know that...
...head to the club and find us some hoes. Nah, nevermind, you know what happened to Juwan Howard, right? He's my boy and all, but have you seen his........
Jumpshot? Its the worst in the league, And Speaking of Ugly here comes Popeye Jones with his latest chick, who is it this time? OH MY GOD Its Juanita Jordan! , Popeye how do you hook up with MJ's wife? "Well one day MJ invited me over to the house for a game of croquet, then Juanita comes out bringing us some lemonade and she got one fine ass, so I said to her right in front of Michael ....
.....Juanita, you know what would look good on you? ME!! The I smiled real big, and she went back inside, shaking what her momma gave her like I'd never seen. Then I looked at MJ and said....
....ok, I did what you asked of me, drop off the money at my house tomorrow. Oh, don't even think of reneging on the deal, I'll beat your skinny little butt. MJ said......
and a Huge ass bottle of Strawberry Quick mixed with Vodka and Prune juice, After this MJ went over to DeShawn Stevenson's house and brought his Daughter along so they all could...
