. . . inside which Pat Morita from The Karate Kid was huddled over and laughing madly while rubbing his hands together like Pat Morita in The Karate Kid. then, from out of nowhere, Wild Bill from the G.I. Joe team flew in from above with his G.I. Joe helicopter. . .
along with Roadblock, Duke, and Flint looking for Cobra Commander and Destro but all they could find was Dan Langhi who said...
...they exposed me to p*rnography and Pina Colada's at the age of 7, But I wonder what Matt Bullard will do when he gets there, maybe he will...
...punch out Karl Malone and leave a couple of big championship ring marks on Karls face for the mean feminist comments Karl made. Or maybe he'll open a salon specializing in..
...the braiding of anal hair, after all to have a true dingle berry in ones arse is truly uplifting and....
....big smelly dingleberrys were the main reason that Pippen was so hard to defend in the open court. Speaking of court........
....I heard that Doug Lewelyn from the People's Court is trying to make another foray into television as...
. . . give Pat Morita from The Karate Kid a national platform from which to rub his hands together like Pat Morita from The Karate Kid and say, "Screw the Patriots! That sorry F'ing team is the worst Super Bowl Champion in the history of Super Bowls! The NFL sucks now!". . .
...then Pat Morita comes out of the closet and screams "IM FLAMING AND IM IN LOVE WITH CHIEVOUS MINNIEFIELD"...