...MJ stepped out of the elevator but Lisa Malosky Trampled him then then said "Im sorry Mr. Mi Cal Jor don", MJ then swore profusley using words like...
..I'm so fu$%in' sorry Lisa, how dare I let myself obstruct a former college great, and with that Michael parted ways and went off to find the silver...
...tongue devil Phil Jackson. The Zen Master had just been released from the hospital after receiving a huge.....
...that Dr. Martin Van Nostrand really knows his stuff. I was in and out of that hospital in no time...
nose out of Kobe's butt. See, it's been effecting Kobe's play. I'm so far up his butt, Kobe can't...........
...make the all star team and had to be replaced by Oscar Torres, When Told of it, Shockingly Oscar said in Plain English...
......No tanks gringo. Senor migraine don't pass me da ball now, so I know he won't pass me the ball during the all-star game. A better replacement would be.............
...Terrance Morris, When asked if he would like Playing in The All Star game with His Maryland Buddy Steve, He said "I like the way Steve...
.......want to wear a dress and talk like Pee Wee Herman, I heard that he was making a come back until......
....very low budget(25 bucks a day) Karate Kid 5: Wax Off. Ralph Macchio was unavailable, and as for Hilary Swank........