. . . pat morita rubbing his hands together like mr. miyagi in The Karate Kid. he was bouncing a basketball in between handrubs, and he was muttering something about "I make spud webb go squish like a grape. I drive the middle of the lane; I drive the left of the lane; I drive the right of the lane. I got mad boosties!" . . .
Suddenly, and without warning, Aquaman's soggy, lifeless corpse crashed through the roof of the elevator and crushed Spud, leaving Bradley to...
...giving Langhi the eye and murmuring, "You... killled... the AQUAMAN! Prepare for pain and humiliation the mortal mind cannot fathom!" With that, he clasps his hands together, shouts "KAZI NO NI HIAKU!" and reaches for...
. . . a fat 40 oz. of Magnum Malt Liquor. he pours a little on the concrete "for the super heroes who have gone on. . ". just then, Dan Langhi's head starts spinning around and around, and he metamorphoses into. . .
. . . lose a basketball game single-handedly and then compulsively blame all those around him. however, just as he was about to get away with it, Michael Jordan burst through the window, shouting: "b****. . .
. . . I was hoping they'd mention my name and the good times we had. me. . . Hall & Oates. . . that's my idea of a Triangle Offense . . .
