There was a mini-film before Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" in which an insurance company called the Crimson Permanent Assurance broke free of its foundation and sailed the "sea" of skyscrapers, attacking and killing all competitors.
You could prolly download TMOL from Kazaa. The short is at the beginning, though the Crimson Permanent Assurance is seen later in the film as well.
Who does the approving of these things? Here's a good idea: since you have a Bellaire Street address and a Bellaire city address, go with Bellaire Square Fiduciary and call it BSF for short. Here's a tagline: "We make things better..."
I recommend renting The Meaning of Life. You'll bust your gut laughing at it (assuming you like Monty Python).
hahaha THAT should tell you something about your other thread FFB... Max didnt even want to make a statement in the other thread.. a depressing thought indeed.
that's not it at all. i don't do consumer work. someone else already told him to seek the advice of an attorney. he should do that. won't cost him a thing...particularly in that sort of case.