Oski2005: I didn't say that his work was average, I simply said that if not for the drug problems he would not have taken on his immortal status. In no way do I find his work average, I just feel that maybe some of his history off the stage has given him an "untouchable" level that no comedian can hope to compete with. And Batman Jones: I wasn't saying anything against Bill Hicks, just Carrot Top. I said that Carrot Top shouldn't be that popular whether he cheated Hicks or not.
Pedro: Man, what is in this sh%&, man? Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it. Pedro: What's Labrador? Man Stoner: It's dog sh%&. Pedro: What? Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Pedro: Yeah? Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherf$@&er ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know? Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog sh%&, man? Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it? [Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays....] Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know? Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.
I'm actually there at Cap City on 7/6-11. I'll do a special show that comps all the CC.NET Austin people. I thought you'd never ask I worked with this unnamed comic at this unnamed club recently that has an alcohol problem. Hell I like to drink as much as the next guy, but "moderation" comes into play when I am working. This guy was drunk before every show and insisted on starting crap with people because of it. On the last night of the gig he got so drunk before the show he threw a bottle at some people in the parking lot of the club, I scolded him harshly then he wanted to fight me! I didn't want to fight because I didn't know the rules on a black man hitting a white man in ---- plus I didn't want to take a chance on getting my ass kicked by this loser, so I tried to calm him down. He got more pissed at a sign of my weakness and threw a roundhouse punch right at my head, I faded back and caught him right in the back of the head with a fully cocked right handed blow. KNOCKED HIM OUT! I ran to the club and told the manager that I just found him lying there in the parking lot like that. When the guy woke up he said that he didn't remember anything, I was saved...I thought. After the show a couple walked up to me and said, "So how often do you beat up comics before shows?" I was at a loss. "Good show" the guy said. "And the comedy was good too" giggled his girlfriend. TRUE STORY
