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[Comedy Board] Mikhail Prokhorov's Response to "King LeBron"

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  1. ron413

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    [Comedy Board] Nets New Owner Mikhail Prokhorov's Response to "King LeBron"

    Mikhail Prokhorov's Response to "King LeBron"

    Found this on another board and it was too good not to share. Another poster made up a "Mikhail Prokhorov (New Jersey Nets' new Russian owner)" alias and posted this gem:

    "Heat. This is warn.

    First you pay many rubles to Christov Bosh and countryman Dwade. Was OK. You give rubles to King as well? I will now crush you.

    Glorious Nyets offered maximum rubles amount to King LeBron and get verbal commitment of "maybe." Black friend Jason-Z say Miami is nice place to live. I say Trenton is nice place to live. Almost nice as Moscow.

    This is warn. I have crushed Knick with Billboard. You will surrender King LeBron to Nyets or I will execute following plan of action.

    1. I make giant billboard to block sun in Miami. Not nice place anymore. Property value down. Will Smith make no more song about glory of Miami.

    2. I buy Heat and trade King and comrade Bosh to Nyet. Prime Minister Stern will have to be terminate for this to be allow. I will crush Prime Minister Stern. Then move Heat to Novosibirsk to die in famine of cold Russian winter. You now have cheer for Magic.

    3. I release my Boris Bear in center of Miami. You are no longer safe.

    Make decide."
     
    #1 ron413, Jul 9, 2010
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    haha, that was pretty good.
     
  3. Gooshie

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    Okay, that actually made me laugh

    It's easy to imagine the accent
     
  4. SwoLy-D

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    Sounds like:
    <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jwPxfIeHkYc&start=62"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jwPxfIeHkYc&start=62" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>

    :) But good. :) Thanks for posting, sir.
     
  5. BigSherv

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    wow that was funny
     
  6. Lonestar

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    Even as an ESL, i laugh hard, good one
     
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    "Boris Bear on way to Miami in train.

    You no surrender King Lebron. I take by force. All hail Nyets."

    "Prime Minister Stern must be remove...."
    "In Soviet Russia, free agent signs you."

    -Nets new owner, Mihkail P.
    [​IMG]

    + I think Drago agrees
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Thefabman

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    Hahaha beautiful!
     
  10. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    i read that with the borat voice in mind (which i think was the inspiration here) and it made it 10x funnier.
     
  11. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN
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    That was really funny.
     
  12. spaceage808

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    truly epic.
     
  13. lookitsme

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    LOL

    Verbal Commitment of "maybe"
     
  15. Rox_fan_here

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    HAHAHA great find. The guy who created this is a genius! Repped
     

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