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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by drapg, Aug 8, 2004.

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  1. mulletman

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    The Democratic Republic of Lullystan
    "Eat Lully, Suck Lully"


    UN Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
    Civil Rights: Superb
    Economy: Strong Political
    Freedoms: Superb

    Location: Rocketstonville
    The Democratic Republic of Lullystan is a tiny, devout nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

    The large, liberal government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 19%. A robust private sector is led by the Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports industries.

    Crime is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Lullystan's national animal is the lully and its currency is the lully.
     
  2. PhiSlammaJamma

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    The Colony of PhiSlammaJamma is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning zonkey population. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

    The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, followed by Retail and Book Publishing.

    Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. PhiSlammaJamma's national animal is the zonkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the yao.
     
  3. wiws316

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    dam, we got 34 nations already, lol who did
    The People's Republic of LetBokiPlayLand:D
     
  4. MadMax

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    UN Category: Democratic Socialists
    Civil Rights:Good
    Economy:Developing
    Political Freedoms:Excellent

    Location: Rocketstonville
    The Republic of John Cocktoasten is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

    The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 40%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

    Crime is well under control. John Cocktoasten's national animal is the vermicious kanid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Kwan.
     
  5. kpsta

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    Hey, build your own nation... no copying mine... ;)
     
  6. JuanValdez

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    I joined, but have no time to mess with it now. Theocracy of Assurity. It'll be like a big nation-cult.
     
  7. twhy77

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    Republic of Tutons
    Motto: Needs More Pope!


    The Republic of Tutons is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

    The medium-sized government concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.

    Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tutons's national animal is the Saint Bernard and its currency is the Eucharist.

    Tutons is ranked 12th in the region and 58,264th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
     
  8. PhiSlammaJamma

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    We tried our first manned space flight today. It didn't go so well. So we are down 499,999 people. We do have a mokey in space, but we are not sue what happened to him, as he didn't come back.
     
  9. DarkHorse

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    The Republic of The Dark Horse
    "Conquer From The Shadows"

    UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
    Civil Rights: Some
    Economy: Strong
    Political Freedoms: Very Good
    Location: Rocketstonville

    The Republic of The Dark Horse is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

    The large government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22%. A large private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Uranium Mining.

    Crime is moderate. The Dark Horse's national animal is the stallion and its currency is the ruple.
     
  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    The United States of Giff Piggies is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

    The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18%. A large private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, followed by Book Publishing and Retail.

    Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Giff Piggies's national animal is the pig and its currency is the giffelon.
     
  11. KingCheetah

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    The Republic of Flying Moochie

    "We shall return"


    UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
    Civil Rights: Some

    Economy: Weak

    Political Freedoms: Rare


    The Republic of Flying Moochie is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 6 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Welfare, and Education.

    The average income tax rate is 52%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration.

    Elections have been outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare.

    Flying Moochie's national animal is the dribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the afro.

    Flying Moochie is ranked 14th in the region and 58,266th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
     
  12. mrpaige

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    The Armed Republic of Big Southern Dummies
    "Boy Howdy"

    UN Category: Conservative Democracy
    Civil Rights: Some
    Economy: Good
    Political Freedoms: Excellent

    Location: Rocketstonville

    The Armed Republic of Big Southern Dummies is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

    The large government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 24%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

    Crime is a problem. Big Southern Dummies's national animal is the roadkill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pelt.
     
  13. 3814

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    the holy empire of chademala is now:

    6 million population
    WORLD BENCHMARK in political freedoms
    and reintroduced the death penalty.

    yahoo!
     
  14. jo mama

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    awesome! save some kool-aid for me mr. jones.
     
  15. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    The Republic of Jazzholetania has moved its mighty empire to the fledgling region known as Rocketstonville. Supreme God Overlord Sloan (known to his constituents only as "Coach") welcomes his new neighbors and invites delegates from each country to the Purple & Blue Palace in the Jazzholetania capital of Sodium Chloride Pond Town.
     
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    Location: Rocketstonville

    The Rogue Nation of Redredandred is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

    The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

    Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Redredandred's national animal is the red , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the red.
     
  17. Mr. Clutch

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    The Kingdom of Olajuwon
    "Put them in the popcorn machine and shake them up."


    UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
    Civil Rights: Some
    Some Economy: Thriving
    Thriving Political Freedoms: Below Average


    Location: the Pacific
    The Kingdom of Olajuwon is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

    The small government concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Commerce and Law & Order are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A healthy private sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, followed by Soda Sales and Information Technology.

    Crime is a problem. Olajuwon's national animal is the gazelle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dream shake.



    Ready to go! Deforestation my ass. I will provide the money for our wars.
     
  18. Mr. Clutch

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    Is it good to take on 2 issues per day, or does it not matter?
     
  19. drapg

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    I think so. It makes your country take shape faster.
     
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    I'm here but not for long (We're nomadic ;))


    UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
    Civil Rights:
    Excellent Economy:
    Fragile Political Freedoms:
    Some

    Location: Rocketstonville
    The Nomadic Peoples of Summer Song Giver is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its quiet, industrious population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Defence and Social Welfare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 54%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.

    Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Summer Song Giver's national animal is the brass monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the inz.
     

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