Yes I did I graduated in '95. I honestly had some really good professors there. It gets a bad rap with a lot of local people, but I thought I got a pretty good education.
I graduated in 04. Because my scholarship required 16 hours, I took a lot of PE's and got to know quite a few in the Kenisiology Department. But the only instructor that would have been there when you were was Coach Rickleson (who's a darn good racquetball player). Side question: Do you coach locally?
staking out the UofH administration building for an opportunity. It came in the form of a maintenance man being careless with his keys. Use said keys to break into the office where transcript paper (the kind that say "COPY" when photocopied) & UofH seals were kept. Left with a box load of guaranteed straight As. A friend of minimal intelligence gets in an arguement with his girlfriend while at the UofH library. Absentmindedly leaves his backpack (containing his real transcript plus a fake one as well as additional blank pages) at the library. He gets a call the next day from lost & found..... and UofH police.
I used to get paid $50/hour to play percussion for a modern dance class 4 times a week. I would just play along with the teachers counting and watch the chicks dance around in leotards. Good work if you can get it. Anyway, one day I showed up and all the chicks were sitting in a circle giving each other massages. The instructor said, "oh, I forgot to tell you..we're doing massage therapy all week.....well, as long as you're here, why don't you come get in the circle!" So, in essence, I got paid $200 to get massaged by a bunch of college co-ed's in leotards for a week. Needless to say, it was the...
$hit Pie Freshman year a random person left a pie on a friends car. When he took off the foil it was poop. His hands were covered in it. Pee Pee Surprise Same friend goes to gas station, uses the squeegee thingy to clean off his windshield. Turns out someone pissed in the soap. Aggies will be Aggies Same friend drives off with gas pump still attached to car. Chop Shop Blues Same friend calls the police. His car is stolen. He fills out a report. I have to pick him up and drive him home. As we pass the parking lot he exclaims; "uh oh". His car was never stolen... Staying in Shape Me and same friend go out for a jog around town at 11pm. It was freshman year and I had my own town home in a strange neighborhood. Yada yada yada, we get lost, it rains, we wind up snuggling together in sprinklers because the water was kind of warm. We freeze. I get home at 6am. Walk of Shame A different friend gets drunk and passes out. We decide to pull the ole hand in warm water trick. But its too complicated. So we simply put warm water on his crotch. When I wake up the next day he is gone. He didnt drive over though... HE WALKED ALL THE WAY TO CAMPUS. 6 Miles... It wasnt even pee... Walk of Shame 2? Nah... F it Same friend the very next week passes out, pisses on himself, and says F it. He decides to sleep in a closet. I got more. Lots more. We'll see...
LOL I graduated at UH and I remember something that happened to my good friend . He was at the drive thru of that ghetto ass McDonalds on OST and Scott at 10:30pm. Some guy walks up to him pulls out a gun and tells him to open the door. He does, he is scared Sh*tless and the guy gets in the passenger side and proceeds to tell him to take him to Jack in the Box. They go and he gets a ton of tacos (which my friend kindly treated him too.) Then the guy tells him to go back to the same McDonalds. He takes him and the guy orders a large fries, and a chocolate shake (which my friend also treats him too). He makes my friend park in the parking lot while he talks to him about, get this, the Rockets of all things and proceeds to eat all the tacos, fries, and shake while still discussing the Rockets. He then gets out of the car and leaves. Only on Scott Street.
freshman year got pretty drunk ending up sleeping with a girl that was a total butterface. it was pretty bad because though drunk i remember i kept thinking DONT do this she has more facial hair than you, but i was thinking with the wrong head that night and no one on my floor let me forget that incident. to add insult to injury since i had lost my shoe somewhere that night between my floor and hers i was barefoot and late to class. not realizing i wasnt even in my own room in the morning i threw on my clothes and put on the closest pair of slippers i could find. only after making it to my class did i realize i put on some big pink bathroom slippers. another great one was my second year my roomate wasnt very good with the ladies (he didnt know how to talk to them) so we got him liquored up pretty good one night and he let loose and was in the study lounge with a girl. so i leave him be and go over to another girl's room on the floor to do my own business when i see her running down the hall into the bathroom. I see him follow with vomit all over his shirt. What happen was that he starting upchucking when he was kissing her neck. It was one of the funniest/messed up moments I have witnessed
An important preface: November of Freshman year, I agreed to let my roommate use my car to take his girl to some school dance in exchange for letting me change the music in the room whenever I wanted, up until after Spring Break. (I don't let anyone drive my car without a big favor in return.) So...some chick on the school network shared her entire C: drive (as opposed to, say, just a folder with music files in it). So I went into her Program Files and found the AIM folder. Added my screen name to her buddies. My screen name at the time was IStabOldLadies (ICP, represent). Anyway, she flipped and the boyfriend tracked me down in a manner that's not to interesting to tell. As a trade for not getting the authorities involved (aside: cops or constables--whatever--did show up once, I was told they were laughing about the situation) my roommate and I agreed to have his computer reformatted, essentially erasing everything. Naturally, I agreed to relinquish my music-playing priveleges, but we used his crappy computer's (eMachines') hard drive in mine for more power. So it worked out okay. I also had to shave my shoulder-length hair because I lost a game of Trivial Pursuit on the last quesion against 3 friends. (I can't believe I didn't get Colin Powell as the first black member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.)
