Add a rhyme like Adam Sandler's <a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/adamsandler/thethanksgivingsong.html">Thanksgiving song</a>.... any topic... bonus points for rhymes about cfnet I'll start, using Adam Sandler-esque rhymes to refresh your memory.. Love to eat turkey 'Cause it's so good Love to eat turkey Like a clutch fan should Turkey for me, Turkey for you, If the lockout continues I'm gonna spew.
I like cornbread stuffing And cranberries from a can But I'd like it even more If Clutch gave basso a ban. Gonna gripe at my family and get totally plastered and eat so dang much, they'll call me Fatty Fat b*stard.
Turkey for me Turkey for you Just remember that big ass drumstick is mine, Never heard of Suelyn, but dat ass is fine.
We Mexicans love Thanksgiving just as much as Batman loves Fatty even DaDakota gives Thanks for 80 thousand, that's a "lot-ty"! This holiday, give Thanks and be a grateful muchacho that the b*tch finally signed the paper to let you eat all your Nachos Be thankful for green squares even if Clutch removes them because football, turkey and family will keep you from playin' too much NUKEM!
let me finish that for you. Thank you Clutch In our Thanksgiving graces, As we sit in all our places. Pie ala mode is the best dessert Like dumping a load on a Bieber concert.
leroy420 drinks manischewitz wine then spins a dreidel with Batman Jones and LScolaDominates. Oh wait wrong song.
Clutch, like a boss, took all DD's rep when thousands of posts, was all that was left When DD cried out... "Zero rep doesn't hurt me" Clutch snuck in his house, and took DD's turkey.
The house smells wonderful, The pies are all cooked, If we are all really lucky, NBA Xmas games will be booked!
Smokin out of bongs Home cooked food from mom Take a few shots Eat up the food made by pops Chop down a line Make a model sniff it That's a fine line Then eat all the food in mind
Parchment oh Parchment, signal not the end of our gravity! Make us moist with the drippings of grapes. Make us drunk on the urine of horses. Make our prisms cast chromatic shadows on the caskets of our fathers. Make our sideways staircase succumb to the frail divinity of a water lily. Throw us down into darkened wells and cisterns of bumper-car distress. Peel away the lantern-cast illumination. Choke on the caked lies of death and pestilence oh ye pagan ****bags.
heyp went to Europe, another plan to botch he should have been in Houston with a Bud placed at his crotch he sang for days of Diamond, and even jammed some 'Dead But then his mom said "Gilligan, what the **** is on your head?"
Moe's T neck beard Hipster dream night fear Lost fbound not 'cause he queer Reason is he stars in porno in which he has sex with deer