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Clutchfans Thanksgiving Song -- 2011 Edition

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Nov 24, 2011.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Add a rhyme like Adam Sandler's <a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/adamsandler/thethanksgivingsong.html">Thanksgiving song</a>.... any topic... bonus points for rhymes about cfnet

    I'll start, using Adam Sandler-esque rhymes to refresh your memory..

    Love to eat turkey
    'Cause it's so good
    Love to eat turkey
    Like a clutch fan should

    Turkey for me,
    Turkey for you,
    If the lockout continues
    I'm gonna spew.
     
  2. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    I really like ham
    and two firm eggs.
    Don't really want one of those perma-negs
     
  3. BetterThanI

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    I like cornbread stuffing
    And cranberries from a can
    But I'd like it even more
    If Clutch gave basso a ban.

    Gonna gripe at my family
    and get totally plastered
    and eat so dang much,
    they'll call me Fatty Fat b*stard.
     
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  4. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Turkey for me
    Turkey for you
    Just remember that big ass drumstick is mine,
    Never heard of Suelyn, but dat ass is fine.
     
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  5. SwoLy-D

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    We Mexicans love Thanksgiving
    just as much as Batman loves Fatty
    even DaDakota gives Thanks
    for 80 thousand, that's a "lot-ty"!

    This holiday, give Thanks
    and be a grateful muchacho
    that the b*tch finally signed the paper
    to let you eat all your Nachos

    Be thankful for green squares
    even if Clutch removes them
    because football, turkey and family
    will keep you from playin' too much NUKEM!

    :cool:
     
  6. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    A SwoLyn-D
    Is actually a DD,
    Not sure if ironic,
    Just my bra size philosophy
     
  7. coolweather

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    Thank you Clutch.
     
  8. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    let me finish that for you.

    Thank you Clutch
    In our Thanksgiving graces,
    As we sit in all our places.
    Pie ala mode is the best dessert
    Like dumping a load on a Bieber concert.
     
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    leroy420 drinks manischewitz wine then spins a dreidel with Batman Jones and LScolaDominates.

    Oh wait wrong song.
     
  10. heypartner

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    Oh wait it's another wrong song,
    Beavis and Butthead like to rhyme the word dong.
     
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    Clutch, like a boss, took all DD's rep
    when thousands of posts, was all that was left
    When DD cried out... "Zero rep doesn't hurt me"
    Clutch snuck in his house, and took DD's turkey.


    [​IMG]
     
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    The house smells wonderful,
    The pies are all cooked,
    If we are all really lucky,
    NBA Xmas games will be booked!
     
  13. KingStevo10

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    Smokin out of bongs
    Home cooked food from mom

    Take a few shots
    Eat up the food made by pops

    Chop down a line
    Make a model sniff it
    That's a fine line
    Then eat all the food in mind
     
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    Parchment oh Parchment,
    signal not the end of our gravity!

    Make us moist with the drippings
    of grapes.

    Make us drunk on the urine
    of horses.

    Make our prisms cast chromatic shadows
    on the caskets of our fathers.

    Make our sideways staircase
    succumb to the frail divinity of a water lily.

    Throw us down into darkened wells and
    cisterns of bumper-car distress.

    Peel away the lantern-cast illumination.

    Choke on the caked lies of death and pestilence
    oh ye pagan ****bags.
     
  15. heypartner

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    moestavern19 refuses rhyme,
    Most gumbo recipes require time
     
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    heyp went to Europe, another plan to botch
    he should have been in Houston with a Bud placed at his crotch
    he sang for days of Diamond, and even jammed some 'Dead
    But then his mom said "Gilligan, what the **** is on your head?"
     
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    Thanksgiving Rap Battle 2005.
     
  18. KingStevo10

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    Where tha FULL b****es at!!!!
     
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    Such a fine turkey glaze
    I gave your w**** mother AIDS
     
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    Moe's T neck beard
    Hipster dream night fear
    Lost fbound not 'cause he queer
    Reason is he stars in porno in which he has sex with deer
     

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