ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Suns 2/16/2022

Break a leg!

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no chance whatsoever. so do yourself a favor and just GIVE UP

 

fukin schroeder better not get more than 5min

 

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That's it.

 

Can't wait

 

May the Rockets blast and the sun set on the Suns.

 

jalen green better score 30

 

this will be televised child abuse

 

Why not us!!! Let's go in there and lose by 10 dammit. We can do this!

 

Rockets by 97. The Suns suck basketballz this year.

Dennis Schroder punches PJ Tucker in the nuts.
Rockets trade PJ Tucker to a situation where he wins a championship.
PJ Tucker tweets about how John Wall is being mistreated by the Rockets.
Rockets trade for nut puncher Dennis Schroder and give him PJ's number.
Don't be a PJ Tucker.

 

I’m all in favor of benching Jalen Green this game, giving him a notepad and making him study Booker for 48 minutes.

 

I have a good feeling about this one!

 

Gif of Whiteside guarding Wood last night:

 

Going to lose but i hope KPJ learns a bit from CP3 on point.

 

I smell an upset






I am SERIOUS












as in we all will be upset by how our players and coaches will perform.

 

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My psychic said we will win. So, I am headed to Lake Charles to put a Mattress Mac sized bet on us. Go Rockets!