ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Pelicans 2/22/2024

Jalen is a joke and I think the national media is figuring it out….man we should have drafted Mobley…Mobley and Sengun….nice front line

 

Road Rockets strike again.

 

Balance dog guy better ball handler than our entire team

 

balancing dude at halftime . . . looks like an adult. too bad.

BUT THE ACT IS SAVED BY THE DOG!!! YEAH BABY!!!

 

this is a weird thing to point out. everyone has a join date, doesn't make you more of a fan that you registered before him/her.

 

Didn't know there was a minimum entry date requirement and a watch quota to be a real fan. Weird flex but OK.

 

Instead we get coach Lucas throwing shade at some player thats just fronting for the gram. Could you guess that player?

 

lol cmon man the offense has looked terrible aswell, we got bailed out by actually shooting good enough from 3s which we never do.

 

Dog needs a hula hoop

 

2nd and 3rd fouls called on Sengun are not fouls. That's how they soften a team up and fill their pockets. Always been like that.

 

my dogs are not impressed

 

Just getting punked out there

There's no heart, nothing

 

Fred is looking bad, against tall team Fred shrink

 

IDIOT He might be new but can he teach our team heart?

 

Too busy painting nails - hands and feet and applying facial masks while sipping green tea and rocking a white robe.

 

This dog looks scared, does he want to be doing this?

 

Sengun will never be a ALL STAR if we cannot dominate or play with other Centers in the NBA

 

Can someone explain to me why Sengun stopped taking that mid ranger? Is it a front office thing? It was very effective and he literally never takes it anymore.

 

Didn't he like run through Jonas twice earlier this season?