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ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Celtics 12/28/2017

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Dec 28, 2017.

  1. Surfguy

    Surfguy Member

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    Jerry: "George, there is a stat for that!"
    George: "Oh no there's not! I know these things!"
    Kramer: "George, it says right here...longest losing streak after a long winning streak! Can you believe that? Who cares?"
    Jerry: "I do."
    Kramer: "No, you don't!"
    Jerry: "Yes, I do!"
    Kramer: "No, you don't! You're an anti-statistic-ite!"
    Jerry: "I'm telling you...I care! It was a statistical impossibility...and IT HAPPENED! IT MADE FRONT PAGE SPORTS NEWS! LOOK!"
    George: "Alright, calm down! I think I lost another hair over this! Oh boy! That's IT! I'm done, Jer! IT'S ALL DONE UP THERE!"
    Kramer: "Would you calm down, George?"
    George: "Alright, BUT I'M NOT LOSING ANY MORE HAIR HERE! IT'S GONE I TELL YOU...LIKE A SHIP WITHOUT WATER!"
    Jerry: "Blah blah blah! Can we move on now? I like the stat! ENOUGH!"
    Kramer: "No, you don't!"

    "Seinfeld" episode - "Useless Statistic"
     
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  2. kingkingston

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  3. TheSource

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    I hope we get blown out by 30
     
  4. RRFan1994

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    Wow once again so disappointed . Don't want to have sex tonight
     

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