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ClutchFans Game Thread: Jazz @ Rockets 12/27/2005

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Dec 25, 2005.

  1. TMac640

    TMac640 Contributing Member

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    Clutch,

    the sub-forum says 2006.

    yet it is not 2006, a conspiracy??
     
  2. tigermission1

    tigermission1 Member

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    BTW WhoMikeJames,

    When I read your sig, I just broke out laughing for whatever reason. So thanks for the laugh!
     
  3. tigermission1

    tigermission1 Member

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    Ryan Bowen?
     
  4. bigbodymoe

    bigbodymoe Member

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    LOL must be since he took what you said so seriously...maybe santa didnt give him what he wanted for christmas :( :D
     
  5. franchise23

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    Jazz 88
    Rockets 83 :(
     
  6. langal

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    TMac is due for a big night. Rox win.

    92-83.
     
  7. _samoa_

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    sigh, I feel another melt-down by Houston-Magic.
     
  8. thadeus

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    The game will be called at 1:36 in the first quarter when Ryan Bowen melts down and starts charging in the stands screaming, "MORMON GIRLS CAN SING LIKE LIONEL RICHIE! MORMON GIRLS CAN DANCE LIKE BURL IVES!" before returning to the court, knocking down Mehmet Okur and doing a Hulkamania leg-drop on him (complete with the "I can't hear you" dance), and disappearing in a puff of brimstone, never to be seen on earth again.

    The final score after the game is called;

    Rockets: 2
    Jazz: 1

    After Jerry Sloan's protestations, The Utah Jazz get a technical free-throw because of Bowen's behavior. Sloan takes the free throw himself which miraculously goes through the hoop, and is carried by a lightning bolt from the ghost of Joseph Smith down the court and through the other basket. The officials then go into a near-catatonic fugue state from witnessing the miracle, and declare the winner of the game an aardvark from the San Diego Zoo named "Arty" who died from complications of pneumonia in 1987.
     
  9. Uprising

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    heh, that was me in the last game. Have fun man.

    It was too quiet for me, i wish I had brought my small radio to listen to the PBP, or a laptop to do the PBP. :p
     
  10. Rule0001

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    a conspiracy indeed :eek:
     
  11. Fegwu

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    Its free Big Mac for every patron time.

    Believe it.
     
  12. jlwee

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    The bad news is: The rockets is limping...
    The Good news is: The Jazz is limping too....

    Utah Jazz is the best chance for the rockets to end this mini slump....

    Go Rockets go......
     
  13. Center

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    Continue.

    This story can not end here.
     
  14. Got Em

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    I'm going to the game tomorrow, so hopefully the Rockets play a little better than these past 2 games.

    Rox 85
    Jazzholes 84
     
  15. RocketForever

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    Deke back to the lineup. 18 rebounds, 7 blocks, 10 points.
    Tmac: 37 points, 6 rebounds, 9 assists.
    Howard: 21 points, 8 rebounds.

    Rox 93
    Jazz 69
     
  16. wireonfire

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    Jazz is leading 103:101 with 3 seconds left in OT against Grizzlies. At least they will be tired.
     
  17. noway

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    They may tired from a Back-to-Back Game, but they may not play as soft as Rox.
     
  18. DribbleHooper

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    Sure it can.
     
  19. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    i think this one will be ok. the jazz are slumping right now. they lost to the knicks the other night for cryin out loud. deke coming back will spark us.

    ROX: 87
    jazz: 81

    my season prediction record: 21-4
     
  20. hooroo

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    utah can't win this one. it's impossible.

    rox WIN. money in the bag. guaranteed.
     

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