As some of you may have caught last night, Matt Bullard was doing a live blog during the Rockets game last night. These are actual posts that were showing up in the chat room last night. Debated putting this in the Garm, but this is just too good. This is just a few things that popped up, Bull was busy most of the night actually trying to talk about the game. Matt Bullard's actual responses in bold. ClutchFans: Matt -- If you exclude every player to ever play in the NBA except Karl Malone, who was the dirtiest player ever? Matt Bullard: John Stockton Lhutz: MART BILLIALRD! OMG!!!! U R MY FAVRIT ROCKITS PLAUYUR OF ALL TIME! Matt Bullard: Hi Mom 3814: Bull, would you ever ask a girl for a "ride-ride"? Matt Bullard: No. *I'm married. chun_yu_fat: hi.. matt.. it me.. vivi.. love.. you.. baby.. xxoxxo.. DaDakota: Now someone has stolen my name DaDakota: Letting go of Von Wafer - biggest mistake by the Rockets this summer? DaDakota: Bull, as you are a manager and understand "people" would you please help me sue Benjamin Franklin because my company had electricity in R&D back in 1645" KTHX DaDakota: Who is better, Juan Dixon or Yao Ming? DaDakota: What should I do to lose weight? YoYao: Hi Matt Bullard, In Chile where I live now with a bunch of indians it is winter, so people suppose get horny Matt Bullard: YoYao. I need to come to Chile to go skiing this July!!! DaDakota: Bullard, why does Tracy McGrady look so good looking with shorts on. The Real DaDakota: Stop stealing my nickname and posting dumb stuff you imposter ! Tracy McGrady: I'm in the locker room reading this garbage right now. All of you need to respect my place in NBA history. Peace. T-Mac Matt Bullard : Let's keep this chat clean. *No need to be slamming each other. Let's have some fun and some laughs tonight. Manny Ramirez: Hey Bull... whats in your CD player? Matt Bullard: Michael Franti DaDakota: Who has more potential in basketball, Sage Rosenfeils or Vince Young? DaDakota: If I keep saying something over and over again it makes it true right? kevC: Have you ever flopped when you were playing Bull? Matt Bullard: never, play like a man. Nomar: Bull, what would your reaction be if someone hacked your e-mail and told everyone you were gay? The Real DaDakota: Bull, I am the real DaDakota, the other guy is an imposter... DaDakota: Who's fatter me or Shaq? The Real DaDakota: Can you boot people that are making personal comments? Having two of us with the same name and watching him be totally rude is annoying Sura: *falls in faint* Matt Bullard: leaving for a bit for halftime. William Shakespeare: Matteth Bullardswine, DOTH ONE QUESTION I BEQUEATH TO THINE! IS THOUUST T-MAC A POINT FORWARD? Clyde Drexler: Hey Guys! I need some delicious Key Lime Pie! Oh My! I Guess I'll take Bull's! HEH HEH HEH... Things just keep getting worse for Matt Bullard! tinman: Matt, since you were once a disciple of my Lord and Savior Vernon Maxwell, will you please pass along to him a sample of my blood? Foxsports web editor: What do you guys think of today's Astros move? http://foxsportshouston.com/pages/landing/?blockID=101304&feedID=3716 Peter Griffin: I found it shallow and pedantic. Jim Rome: Matt Bullard - Great to have you here. Matt. Freaking. Bullard. Jungle Legend. Air Bull: Bull to the Future: Heh: Bull to the Future: Thats a Great Line... Phenomenal. Anyways, Matt Lets First get your thoughts on Tiger Woods being a cheatin... ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR "allegedly" being a cheating sack of key lime pie. bigtexxx: Bull - sup brah, who you got in the NCAA Title Game? Alabama I think has the clear edge, each time I have seen UT-Austin play I have come away thinking that they are not a Top 5 Program. Charlie Kelly: Hey uuuuH Matt! !! Whats UP THERWE BUUUUUDDDY! Now can I possibly interest you in some Kitton Mittons? Mac: Charlie, go back to sniffing glue and eating cat food. Matt Bullard: rockets d on lebron tonight has been spectacular. *keep him outside as much as possible* tybrave: Matt - Vince Carter a Rocket... Maybe / Maybe no? Matt Bullard: 19-16 in the 3rd? *What happened to the offense? WhoMikeJames: Do you know the 5 greatest rappers of all time? Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan. Why? Because he spits hot fire. mazyar: Hi Matt, what do you think is the most important quality for a woman to possess? Matt Bullard: great win. *i'm out. *see you on the post game HayesFan: Bye Matt! Thanks! Muppet Kobe: Lebron, leggo my eggo! Muppet Lebron: Why I gotta look like a cross between Gonzo and Fozzy Bear?
He probably realized there were all just pranks damn i really should get back into the chat when watching games oh and the DD stuff and the real DD stuff was funny
Man i was really wasted last night so all this was really really funny then. Matt Bullard responding to the ride, ride and the YoYao questions, freaking hilarious.
That is awesome. LOL The "Who's fatter me or Shaq?", Clyde Drexler, and Jim Rome lines had me rolling.
i bet whoever did ask him about Vernon Maxwell, if he did ask a legit question about Max, Bull would have answered. terrible job on parodying me, but the DD stuff was funny.
You could just type in any name and post with that name, so there were a lot of these floating around. I myself have to take credit for a large portion of the quotes, but the DD stuff (except for 1) was from other people.
Welcome to the wonderful (and deranged) world of Clutchfans, Matt. The Shakespeare question was top notch. TOP NOTCH!!!
Yeah, except that I know Matt, and he knows that was not me. Oh well.....I guess people who have no ability to be interesting on their own have to steal someone else's mojo. Judging by who started this thread, the odds are that it was Moes....anyway. DD
Hilarious stuff. Was the Real DaDakota actually the real one, or just another fake one? It's better if it was really him getting upset.
It was me......I was on there as myself was talking with Matt about how we went to elementary school together....and then someone else logged in as DaDakota as well.... And started asking dumb stuff, and making even ruder comments than what was posted in this thread. Since I know Matt, it was pretty annoying honestly. DD
A lot of the other stuff was me, but the DD imposter stuff I can't take credit for, except for the Benjamin Franklin thing. Everything else was not me.
I see so you did it once, but not the other times.....RIIIGHHHTTT... I forget, doesn't Clutch have some rule about posting other forums or chat logs here? DD
