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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LardLad, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. GlenRice

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    Q: I want to make my face a little whiter without using those expansive cream that don't work. Any suggestion?
     
  2. GlenRice

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    Have lots of sex
     
  3. GlenRice

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    Edit: Have lots of sex with people you don't know
     
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    Q: I can't have U-Verse at my new house, so should I switch to Comcast or DirecTV?
     
  5. GlenRice

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    U have to answer to be able to ask
     
  6. Hayesfan

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    A: Directv has been great for me.

    Q: Which movie should I make my first Blu-ray purchase?
     
  7. Bruce

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    A: Enter the Dragon

    Q: Why is the usual suspects considered a good movie?
     
  8. The Bird

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    A: Because no one likes it.

    Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
     
  9. CountyClerk

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    A: last time it took me 252 times.

    Q: I have a boner and my computer is on with the web browser open, what should I do?
     
  10. david_rocket

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    Stay away from the GARM!!!
     

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