Clutchfans All Sarcasm Thread

I wish Vivek owned the Rockets and walked into the locker room to ask the players if they wanted McHale fired.

 

I hope McHale is coach next season.

 

i absolutely LOVE the new age rockets basketball philosophy of "play down to your competition". it always assures a close and exciting game for fans to watch. never a dull moment in rockets basketball.

 

Harden, Brewer, Ariza, Terry, Lawson, Jones, and Beverley are all shooting below 40% on the season.

Some real knockdown shooters!

 

whoaaa below 40%? daam it must be dark in the toyota center, cuz they got some lights out shooters over there

 

Which is why this team needs to shoot more threes.

 

Too bad they could not do it against the Warriors.

 

This team is so great, Harden needs to less than 40 points every game.

 

this team is so great that i dont think we need harden at all. just let ariza, beverley, and brewer chuck threes all game long.

 

cant let this hilarious thread drop to the 2nd page. uhh..nets showed the rockets who the true contenders are eh? being down double digits at the end of the third, only to come back and win the game by 8pts. thats about a 20 pt turnaround, against the rockets, at home, after a 3day break. how bout those nets, is what nba fans will be saying from now on

 

Rockets fans are so level-headed, they don't panic 8 games into the season.

 

We SUCK. I cannot BELIEVE how badly we're playing. Milkhair is the worst coach ever! Haren is a joke. He spends his nights in strip clubs and then sleeps on D. And his shooting, OMG. The most inconsistent "superstar" ever. Brewer is a total waste of cap space. P.S. Hey Dwight, LEARN TO HIT A FREE THROW. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED FREE YOU IDIOT.

3-1! The Clippers are KILLING us. They're beating us by 25 points a game! Just put us out of our misery. Can we just fire Milkhair and hire Doc Rivers already.

Oh, wait, that was 6 months ago.

 

Harden is not a pg.
Lawson is a pg.

Mind****ed

 

Some good sarcasm up in here.

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if I click on the "view first unread" link in the Lin thread, I am disappointed when there's nothing new by Tinman. Fortunately that doesn't happen very often.

 

oh gee we play the nuggets on the road today. we lost our season opener against them at home! they clearly made a statement with that game saying "we're contenders too!". this will be a tough game to the last posession, but i think rockets can come out with a win. i hope we can keep muddy from getting a triple double again. he almost had one last time

 

What I love about the Rockets is no matter how bad brewer is he still gets playing time. It's great.

 

The Rockets are really looking like a well-oiled machine right now.

 

sure glad we picked up Lawson, he's made all the difference so far

 

im glad to see ariza and beverley, the original brick bros, who added brewer and lawson this season, have now added a 5th, thats right 5TH ROCKETS PLAYER! MARCUS THORNTON! gets benched after his hot start and now goes 2-8.

the brick bros combined 6-31 from the field, none of them shooting over 40%.

its nice to see harden and dwight have excellent lights out shooters on the court at all times.