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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by jogo, Nov 9, 2015.

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  1. xaos

    xaos Member

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    I fapped to this thread...


    while at work...



    in a meeting...


    about sexual harassment...

    Bang.
     
    #101 xaos, Nov 11, 2015
  2. don grahamleone

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    Roc Paint has been told no when offering heypartner Head. Just kidding, that was sarcasm. He's said yes many times.
     
    #102 don grahamleone, Nov 11, 2015
  3. Roc Paint

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    Damn don, and I considered you my older/younger brother around.

    #3034
     
    #103 Roc Paint, Nov 11, 2015
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  4. Another Brother

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    The Beard wishes Lamar Odom a full recovery.
     
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  5. rocketsballin

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    who luther head? yeah he sucks. one year he was 44% from three in the rs, then the po's he went down to about 20%. what a ****in scrub, get outta here
     
    #105 rocketsballin, Nov 11, 2015
  6. SwoLy-D

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    Pshhh... like you could get rid of me THAT fast. :p
     
    #106 SwoLy-D, Nov 11, 2015
  7. don grahamleone

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    Luther was a hot fantasy basketball commodity, what can I say? He was passed around like he was special. What boosts team morale more than a little Head?

    Roc Paint, it's Another younger Brother of ours. One, two, three... all lined up for discussion on Head.
     
    #107 don grahamleone, Nov 11, 2015
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  8. waytookrzy079

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    And T-Mac's #1 fan (how has this not been mentioned yet?) :p
     
    #108 waytookrzy079, Nov 11, 2015
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  9. Roc Paint

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    Seriously, I love 01ers! :cool:

    We sustain the creation of Clutchfans.:grin:
     
    #109 Roc Paint, Nov 11, 2015
  10. Roc Paint

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    One more thing...anyone with a member # above 3038 is a LOFer.
     
    #110 Roc Paint, Nov 11, 2015
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  11. Os Trigonum

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    this is my new favorite thread. I may never read the Lin thread again
     
    #111 Os Trigonum, Nov 11, 2015
  12. Sweet Lou 4 2

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    That's the smartest and most interesting thing ever posted on clutchfans. Are you a mathematician or something?

    I really had to read that carefully and a few times over.
     
    #112 Sweet Lou 4 2, Nov 11, 2015
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  13. Pen15clubber

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    The Lin thread is full of super healthy individuals
     
    #113 Pen15clubber, Nov 11, 2015
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    This Rockets' team is a complete joke and a mess. They're not as good as the Mavericks and will never be up there competing with them.
     
    #114 thedude077, Nov 11, 2015
  15. don grahamleone

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    Only a true genius would need to read it a few times over!
     
    #115 don grahamleone, Nov 11, 2015
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    Only a true genius would forget that this is a sarcasm thread and think that anyone read it a few times over!

    ;)
     
    #116 Sweet Lou 4 2, Nov 11, 2015
  17. Os Trigonum

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    let's face it . . . Brooklyn is just a WAY better team than us
     
    #117 Os Trigonum, Nov 11, 2015
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    Well, I've definitely learned one thing from this loss to the Nets. The East is brutal.
     
    #118 Will, Nov 11, 2015
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    great defensive effort tonight.
     
    #119 conquistador#11, Nov 11, 2015
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    i wonder where the op is right now, after we lost embarrassingly to the winless nets.

    i have nothing against the op personally or any other cf here, really. the point is,,, when one points fingers at others and blames others are having a knee jerk reaction - after a bad loss or a poor performance by, say, james harden; and meanwhile he himself only appears after a win or a great performance by harden, and starts a thread like this,,, one is really following the exact same logic that he's accusing others of. no?

    that is really the biggest sarcasm here, is it not? and i think this ought to stop.

    while being fans we're usually passionate about the team and certain players, sometimes more rationale is needed for a better bball discussion.
     
    #120 ibm, Nov 11, 2015
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