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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by jogo, Nov 9, 2015.

  1. jogo

    jogo Member

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    I'll start, feel free to add:

    1. Harden sucks!
    He started off cold. Our whole team was playing badly. Do you hate him now?

    2. Howard sucks!
    The injuries are a concern, but Howard is the reason we were successful in the playoffs. Any hopes of a championship rest on him (and Harden, of course). If that means resting Howard on b2b then hell yes, do that.

    3. McHale sucks!
    The man got the Rockets to the Western Conference Finals. The first time in 20 years or so. If you say no it wasn't McHale it was the players, then you're forgetting that we had key injuries all last season and McHale helped us wade through that. McHale has the balls to start Thornton this season rather than try to put in a PF that might not be as effective. He is not the greatest X's and O's coach but that doesn't mean he's not a good coach.

    4. Morey sucks!
    Morey helped us get Harden and Howard and has done pretty well in the draft. There are other GMs that people have pined for but how are their teams doing lately? Hinkie? Pritchard? Kahn?

    5. The Rockets suck!
    Yes, some posters here actually root against Rockets players, coaches, GMs, etc. That's not really fandom, now is it? You can dislike members of our team, but rooting against them is basically rooting against the Rockets. Don't be that fan.

    6. OP sucks!
    Now that is just your opinion.

    Try to enjoy the season. We've only got 75 games left.
     
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  2. Haymitch

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    Good thread.
     
  3. Mr. Clutch

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    Excellent thread!
     
  4. LCAhmed

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    Ditto
     
  5. BigShotBob

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    sarcasm?
     
  6. Ubigman

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    suck what though?
     
  7. BigShotBob

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    obviously a Rocket.
     
  8. FTW Rockets FTW

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    How much do you suck?
     
  9. ClutchCity3

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    McHale is the best coach in the NBA.
     
  10. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Contributing Member

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    You're intelligent
     
  11. CertifiedTroll

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    Heres a sacastic one for you:

    Carl Herrera.
     
  12. alethios

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    Jeremy Lin
     
  13. heypartner

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    what does tbis thread have to do with Jeremy Lin
     
  14. rocketsballin

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    tied for 6th? lol rockets suck ass. time to blow it up. get that flopping mug harden outta here. i'd rather have tony allen. at least he plays defense.

    and dont get me started on howard. that big ass soft baby. he better not make me regret drafting him on my fantasy team.

    and whats with mchale? after all this time he still wont start lin! WHY?
     
  15. alethios

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    Nothing - that's the point. Get it?
     
  16. don grahamleone

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    Points are for losers that think that all things have to make sense.
     
  17. Os Trigonum

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    OP celebrated his 1000th post with this beaut. How about a round of applause for the OP!!!!
     
  18. J Sizzle

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    Definitely not sarcastic when I say that this is an awesome thread, bro.
     
  19. Mr. Clutch

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    I hope this thread goes on for several pages
     
  20. Os Trigonum

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    paging Cyberx
     

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