ClutchCity.net Game Thread: Jazz @ Rockets 12/23/2002

Moochie: No, dog, it's this ball, got too much air in it, I'm gonna flatten it out...

Yao: TOSS ME THE G**DAMNED BALL, DUMBA$$!!!

Moochie: (still dribbling of course) Hey, Yao, you're talkin good, you sound just like Dream, I remember...

SCOREBOARD: (with Family Feud-like sound effect) 00 XXX!!!!!

Moochie: ....damn. (tosses ball to ref, who hands ball to John Flopton of the Spazzholes)

Calvin Murphy: Now that's what I'm talkin 'bout! Give up the rock, Moochie! I tole him time and time again, Bill, you just can't dribble the ball all day, you got to move it around.

Bill Worrell: You know Calvin, hearing that shot-clock go off so much like we do, reminds me of Family Feud. I guess if the Rockets were a guest family on the "Feud" they'd be 'The Remedial Family' or 'The Gump Family'. (emits hearty too-much-makeup TV-white-man laugh) ha-ha-ha

Calvin: I know that's right, Bill.

Bill: Stockton with the ball at the 3 point line, Stevie Franchise meets him there, Stevie flapping his arms like he's waving off a Tomcat making a night landing on a carrier....SWISH, Stockton for 3! You know, Calvin, Stevie's just gonna have to pick it up on the D, I just don't see the consistent effort.

Calvin: I know that's right, Bill. They coulda gone to Harpring too, they had a mismatch with Moochie guarding him.

Bill: Kind of a small lineup for the Rockets, with the exception of Yao Ming. Looks like the Hobbits running around with Treebeard out there.

Calvin: Did you sit through that movie? 3 hours long, I tell you, a brother was hurting, now that's something that should have a halftime!

Bill: Moochie with the ball...12 seconds on the shot clock...Moochie with the ball...6 seconds on the shot clock...I guess there's still too much air in that ball...Moochie's gonna have to jack it up....

CLANK

Calvin: Man, I'm goin up to the food court, I can't watch this. Bill, you want somethin from Taco Bell?

 

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