Everytime we went to the games last year, my wife payed more attention to what clutch was doing, more than she watched the games. I noticed a lot of people watch what he does. I don't know if that means they like clutch.. but he's got their attention. BTW.. Who cares about his uniform. Summer is over.. this season won't start soon enough.
I think Clutch looks great(other than not having a belt line). During the offseason Les could rent Clutch to Ohio State. But I like that color. They must be having a really hard time with the colors on the unis. If you compare the compare the home uni, road uni, and Clutch uni pics, that's 3 different shades of red. The road uni pic red SUCKS!!!(washed-out, pinkish hue) The home uni red looks nice.(darker red) But I think I like the shade of red on the Clutch uni the best.(brighter red) The silver looks good against it. Can someone post all 3 side by side. Thanks
Who knocked up Clutch??? I didnt hear any annoucements....... I'll bet it was that damn road trip to Phoenix last year. I hear the Gorilla is awfully flirtatious! At least we can find peace knowing that Clutch is female.
Well, I actually interviewed Clutch for my sports management class. The main reason he isn't a rocket, is because they didn't want a big blue penis to be running around the court. Les is actually the one that chose a bear as the character. Then "Clutch" designed the uniform from there.
Can anyone please explain to me why we have a bear as a mascot or whatever he is? A side show for the kiddies or what?
Could anyone even imagine if there were a huge blue Rocket with teeth running around the court during time outs?? That would look so stupid it's beyond comprehension... Crap, the Suns have a friggin' GORILLA as their mascot, and you don't see anybody over there b****ing! I used to hate Clutch, but let's face it, a Rocket doesn't exactly translate well to mascots. I guess it really WAS the uniform after all... Look at the bright side, at least we don't have this thing as a mascot...
One bright point: If for some reason we ever decide to sign Stanley Roberts again, he could just borrow Clutch's uniform -- they're pretty much the same size.
Hey Bottle rocket Read this: I wouldn't want a giant blue dildo as my mascot either. And I can't think of any space-related animals, other than Laika, the first dog in space. But she was a Soviet, and screw the communists, man.
That's why we changed the color scheme: (red blobs are supposed to be big cartoony shoes) Check it out, another holdover from the glorious pajama years, updated for the Ming Dynasty! Sharky can't miss! No? Damn.
I really don't care much for Clutch cause i'm not into it and all. But I see adults all into him more than the kids.
I agree with Tim. I am an older kid (31), and I enjoy Clutch and his antidotes. I love it when someone gets cake-faced. He is also great with children. For all of you Clutch-Haters, You also have Turbo to cheer. We have Clutch, Turbo, the Power Dancers and most of all - The Rockets!!!!! This is our time to Be Big!!!
That was "Eclipse," Turbo's real-life practice buddy at that time. They just dressed him up in a bluish-style suit and sometimes they would do tandem stunts. It was actually pretty sweet. But as far as Turbo's future with the organization, I think I remember reading on hoopsworld.com or nypost.com a few weeks ago that Turbo was gonna sign a deal with SpikeTV's "Slamball" league to be a player/coach. I advise against believing that second paragraph, it was meant for entertainment purposes only
