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Clutch the Bear hurt?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Faos, Mar 10, 2007.

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  1. Laozi

    Laozi Member

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    Right
     
    #21 Laozi, Mar 10, 2007
  2. Faos

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    No thanks. Dunking off of a trampoline is so late 90's.
     
    #22 Faos, Mar 10, 2007
  3. OddsOn

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    You mean half man / half bear / half pig right?

    [​IMG]
     
    #23 OddsOn, Mar 10, 2007
  4. Sishir Chang

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    There's so much padding in that Clutch suit I'm amazed he could even feel a hard landing.
     
    #24 Sishir Chang, Mar 10, 2007
  5. htownbball

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    my government teacher has a cousin who works on the floor as some sort of dancer or something...forgot exactly what she does, and she said that the actual person who plays Clutch is a jerk and picks on mini-clutch, who is actually a little person.
     
    #25 htownbball, Mar 10, 2007
  6. fredthered

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    thats much funnier then it should be.
     
    #26 fredthered, Mar 10, 2007
  7. Jd1

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    nice find
     
    #27 Jd1, Mar 10, 2007
  8. tigermission1

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    Oh no! Who's going to update the front page when we beat the Suns? :(

    Get well soon, Clutch...
     
    #28 tigermission1, Mar 10, 2007
  9. CharlieMurphy

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    Yeah, that blown up balloon Clutch did come out during a timeout. Ironically, after he ate the Nets' mascot, he got inflated! LOL!
     
    #29 CharlieMurphy, Mar 10, 2007
  10. ndnguy85

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    this forum cracks me up sometimes.

    maybe we can start a "Dedicated thread on Clutch the Bear's Rehabilitation"
    :D
     
    #30 ndnguy85, Mar 11, 2007
  11. RiceDaddy7

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    This is all JVG's fault. If he wasn't so narrow-minded and not forced Clutch into doing WWE moves ( instead of his natural position as a bear ), we wouldn't be talking about this now. Someday, when Clutch is a mascot for the Nets and comes back to haunt us, we'll be sorry.
     
    #31 RiceDaddy7, Mar 11, 2007
  12. JeopardE

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    I don't know what's wrong with Van Dummy. Why is Clutch still out there on the floor in garbage time? His boneheaded substitution patterns are causing key injuries on the eve of the playoffs.
     
    #32 JeopardE, Mar 11, 2007
  13. Lumix

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    I guess the math for this is not correct...0.5+0.5+0.5 ?= 1 :D

     
    #33 Lumix, Mar 11, 2007
  14. AstroRocket

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    This story would be 100X better if he had somehow landed on Mini Clutch.
     
    #34 AstroRocket, Mar 11, 2007
  15. khanhdom

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    what does inflated clutch look like?
     
    #35 khanhdom, Mar 11, 2007
  16. khanhdom

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    nm, I found it!

    [youtube]P5791wAGFcI[/youtube]
     
    #36 khanhdom, Mar 11, 2007
  17. khanhdom

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    let's try that one more time

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GBIFGeGlbzk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5791wAGFcI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
    #37 khanhdom, Mar 11, 2007
  18. khanhdom

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    <object width="500" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YoRaacheZUw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P5791wAGFcI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
    #38 khanhdom, Mar 11, 2007
  19. bladeage

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    lmao i laughed so hard when i read that.
     
    #39 bladeage, Mar 11, 2007
  20. bladeage

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    he wasnt wearing the normal suit
     
    #40 bladeage, Mar 11, 2007
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