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LOLZ AT MOES

#81 cwebbster, Jul 14, 2008

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I'm glad we beat the Spurs. TMac was dogging it for the first 3 quarters. Give us our next game! Save the intros and crap just give the recap.

#82 twhy77, Jul 14, 2008
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moestavern19 said:

now we add this little snippet, and voila!... REALISTIC!

ROCKETS GM MOREY TO STEP DOWN.

HOUSTON (AP) -- In an absolutely baffling turn of events, the Houston Rockets have changed General Managers during one of the more bizarre press conferences in recent sports history.

Daryl Morey, considered one of the smartest people to ever work in his field, called an emergency press conference today to announce his abrupt retirement.

"First of all I would like to thank the Alexander family for giving me this great opportunity, and the fans of the city of Houston. I have enjoyed my stay here on Earth but now I must return to my home planet of Mercuron 4"

Morey then proceeded to explain that he was not actually human, but an alien cyborg with super intelligence. "Even my name is not what it seems" Morey went on to say, then shocking many members of the press by ripping an article of flesh off his neck to reveal a decal which read "D.A.R.Y.L.M.O.R.E.Y"

When asked what the acronym meant, Morey casually stated "Data Analyzing Robotic Youth Lifeform, Modified from Original, Reanimated for Extra Years."

One member of the press asked "Wait... D.A.R.Y.L? Wasn't that some bad 80's movie?" but his question was never addressed.

Morey was mostly calm and collected throughout the ordeal, the same characteristics he displayed in his stay with the Rockets.

"It is true, I am not human, but I have enjoyed pretending to exist as one." he said, while still showing no emotion whatsoever.

Rockets owner Leslie Alexander added "We have been more than happy to have Daryl here as our GM, I will miss his never-failing allegiance, his attention to detail, and most of all his 200TB internal memory. But we are excited with who we have brought in as his replacement."

And with that the press conference shifted focus and had somehow become that much more bizarre.

In what is sure to be considered a highly questionable move, Alexander introduced a young man named "tmac2therack", who had been sitting next to him the entire time.

The young kid who had been sitting quietly by Alexander throughout the day and was assumed by many to be a male prostitute, was then introduced as the newest GM of the Houston Rockets.

"We realize tmac2therack has little experience..." said Alexander, "but his track record in NBA2k8 is stellar, and he made a lot of good decisions, we feel he has what it takes to became a solid NBA General Manager, even if he did go to Baylor."

"I'd like to thank Mr. Alexander for this great opportunity, I will do my best to lead the Rockets to glory" said tmac2therack, who then added he would be making all future decisions based on video game simulation.

The Rockets open training camp in October.

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ha...

#83 Miguel, Jul 14, 2008
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Wow that was hilarious Moes....

#84 BmwM3, Jul 14, 2008
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moestavern19 said:

now we add this little snippet, and voila!... REALISTIC!

ROCKETS GM MOREY TO STEP DOWN.

HOUSTON (AP) -- In an absolutely baffling turn of events, the Houston Rockets have changed General Managers during one of the more bizarre press conferences in recent sports history.

Daryl Morey, considered one of the smartest people to ever work in his field, called an emergency press conference today to announce his abrupt retirement.

"First of all I would like to thank the Alexander family for giving me this great opportunity, and the fans of the city of Houston. I have enjoyed my stay here on Earth but now I must return to my home planet of Mercuron 4"

Morey then proceeded to explain that he was not actually human, but an alien cyborg with super intelligence. "Even my name is not what it seems" Morey went on to say, then shocking many members of the press by ripping an article of flesh off his neck to reveal a decal which read "D.A.R.Y.L.M.O.R.E.Y"

When asked what the acronym meant, Morey casually stated "Data Analyzing Robotic Youth Lifeform, Modified from Original, Reanimated for Extra Years."

One member of the press asked "Wait... D.A.R.Y.L? Wasn't that some bad 80's movie?" but his question was never addressed.

Morey was mostly calm and collected throughout the ordeal, the same characteristics he displayed in his stay with the Rockets.

"It is true, I am not human, but I have enjoyed pretending to exist as one." he said, while still showing no emotion whatsoever.

Rockets owner Leslie Alexander added "We have been more than happy to have Daryl here as our GM, I will miss his never-failing allegiance, his attention to detail, and most of all his 200TB internal memory. But we are excited with who we have brought in as his replacement."

And with that the press conference shifted focus and had somehow become that much more bizarre.

In what is sure to be considered a highly questionable move, Alexander introduced a young man named "tmac2therack", who had been sitting next to him the entire time.

The young kid who had been sitting quietly by Alexander throughout the day and was assumed by many to be a male prostitute, was then introduced as the newest GM of the Houston Rockets.

"We realize tmac2therack has little experience..." said Alexander, "but his track record in NBA2k8 is stellar, and he made a lot of good decisions, we feel he has what it takes to became a solid NBA General Manager, even if he did go to Baylor."

"I'd like to thank Mr. Alexander for this great opportunity, I will do my best to lead the Rockets to glory" said tmac2therack, who then added he would be making all future decisions based on video game simulation.

The Rockets open training camp in October.

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You have ENTIRELY too much free time at work.

Go clean something!

#85 Rockets2K, Jul 14, 2008
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Rockets2K said:

You have ENTIRELY too much free time at work.

Go clean something!
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BUSTED MOES!!!!

#86 The_Yoyo, Jul 14, 2008
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Rockets2K said:

You have ENTIRELY too much free time at work.

Go clean something!
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Don't make me clean out your bong again.

#87 moestavern19, Jul 14, 2008

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Umm, wow.

#88 Lil Pun, Jul 14, 2008
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One member of the press asked "Wait... D.A.R.Y.L? Wasn't that some bad 80's movie?" but his question was never addressed.

The young kid who had been sitting quietly by Alexander throughout the day and was assumed by many to be a male prostitute, was then introduced as the newest GM of the Houston Rockets.

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Now that's funny.

#89 Classic, Jul 14, 2008
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Going to Baylor University in the fall-Sic 'Em Bears!

Yeh...fail.
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Yeah, you sure about that?

#90 CharlieMurphy, Jul 14, 2008
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If he goes through all 82 games (plus playoffs) then he deserves some kind of award.

5 star thread

#91 Apollo Creed, Jul 14, 2008
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The young kid who had been sitting quietly by Alexander throughout the day and was assumed by many to be a male prostitute
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I couldn't stop laughing man...good stuff.

#92 pmac, Jul 14, 2008
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Game # 2 Nov 3, 2008*SIM GAME*

Game can be seen on FSN HOU or My20

Indiana Pacers(0-1)*Live From the Toyota Center *Houston Rockets(1-0)

#93 tmac2therack, Jul 14, 2008

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**** Starting Line-Ups for Tonights Game ****

- PG: # 8 Jose Calderon

- SG: # 45 Stephen Jackson

- SF: # 33 Danny Granger

- PF: # 3 Troy Murphy

- C: # 7 Jermaine O'Neal

#94 tmac2therack, Jul 14, 2008
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Lights Off
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...LIFT OFFFFFFFFF

ALRIGHT HOUSTON STAND UP AND MAKE SOME NOISE FOR YOUR HOUSTON ROCKETSSSSSSSS

At 7'5 out of China, Number 11 YAO MING!!!

At 6'2 out of Fresno State, number 12 RAFER ALSTON!!!

At 6'9 out of Purdue, number 14 CARL LANDRY!!!

At 6'9 out of Oak Hill Academy,number 21 JOSH SMITH!!!

And at 6'8 out of Mt.Zion Christian Academy, number 1 TRACY MCGRADY!!!!

BOX SCORE

Indiana Pacers 30 26 10 26 92
Houston Rockets 26 25 28 24 103

Pacers Top 3

Jermaine O'Neal- 18 Pts, 7/10 FG, 4/4 FT 11 Reb, 1 Ast, 1 Stl, 1 Blk

Stephen Jackson- 15 Pts, 4/10 FG, 1/2 3 Pt FG, 6/6 FT, 5 Ast, 2 Stl

Ike Diogu- 12 Pts, 3/5 FG, 6/7 FT, 2 Reb, 1 Ast

Rockets Top 3

Tracy McGrady- 32 Pts, 12/24 FG, 5/9 3 Pt FG, 3/7 FT, 5 Reb, 4 Ast, 3 Stl

Michael Beasley- 18 Pts, 7/12 FG, 1/3 3 Pt FG, 3/4 FT, 8 Reb, 1 Ast

Josh Smith- 12 Pts, 6/8 FG, 6 Reb, 2 Blk

#95 tmac2therack, Jul 14, 2008
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YES! Screw you INDY!

#96 twhy77, Jul 14, 2008
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T-Mobile Rookie Watch

Michael Beasley- 18 Pts, 7/12 FG, 1/3 3 Pt FG, 3/4 FT, 8 Reb, 1 Ast

Jordan Player of the Game

- Tracy McGrady- 32 Pts, 12/24 FG, 5/9 3 Pt FG, 3/7 FT, 5 Reb, 4 Ast, 3 Stl

#97 tmac2therack, Jul 14, 2008
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Houston Rockets Injury Report- # 14 Carl Landry

Carl Landry suffered a dislocated finger in the first half of the Rockets win vs. the Pacers. His estimated recovery time is 2 weeks but he will be able to play through it. Head Coach Rick Adelman has been impressed by rookie Michael's Beasleys performances in the first 2 games so he has decided to insert him into the starting line-up while Carl recovers. Carl will stay play but he will come off the bench.

In other news, Rockets Power Forward Luis Scola made his return to practice today from a separated shoulder injury and is trying to make his return to the line-up by November 10th for the match up against the Jazz. If he is unable to return against Utah, he will be making his return on November 13th when the Rockets host the Memphis Grizzlies.

#98 tmac2therack, Jul 14, 2008

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WTH is this thread about?

#99 Lil Pun, Jul 14, 2008
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moestavern19 said:

now we add this little snippet, and voila!... REALISTIC!

ROCKETS GM MOREY TO STEP DOWN.

HOUSTON (AP) -- In an absolutely baffling turn of events, the Houston Rockets have changed General Managers during one of the more bizarre press conferences in recent sports history.

Daryl Morey, considered one of the smartest people to ever work in his field, called an emergency press conference today to announce his abrupt retirement.

"First of all I would like to thank the Alexander family for giving me this great opportunity, and the fans of the city of Houston. I have enjoyed my stay here on Earth but now I must return to my home planet of Mercuron 4"

Morey then proceeded to explain that he was not actually human, but an alien cyborg with super intelligence. "Even my name is not what it seems" Morey went on to say, then shocking many members of the press by ripping an article of flesh off his neck to reveal a decal which read "D.A.R.Y.L.M.O.R.E.Y"

When asked what the acronym meant, Morey casually stated "Data Analyzing Robotic Youth Lifeform, Modified from Original, Reanimated for Extra Years."

One member of the press asked "Wait... D.A.R.Y.L? Wasn't that some bad 80's movie?" but his question was never addressed.

Morey was mostly calm and collected throughout the ordeal, the same characteristics he displayed in his stay with the Rockets.

"It is true, I am not human, but I have enjoyed pretending to exist as one." he said, while still showing no emotion whatsoever.

Rockets owner Leslie Alexander added "We have been more than happy to have Daryl here as our GM, I will miss his never-failing allegiance, his attention to detail, and most of all his 200TB internal memory. But we are excited with who we have brought in as his replacement."

And with that the press conference shifted focus and had somehow become that much more bizarre.

In what is sure to be considered a highly questionable move, Alexander introduced a young man named "tmac2therack", who had been sitting next to him the entire time.

The young kid who had been sitting quietly by Alexander throughout the day and was assumed by many to be a male prostitute, was then introduced as the newest GM of the Houston Rockets.

"We realize tmac2therack has little experience..." said Alexander, "but his track record in NBA2k8 is stellar, and he made a lot of good decisions, we feel he has what it takes to became a solid NBA General Manager, even if he did go to Baylor."

"I'd like to thank Mr. Alexander for this great opportunity, I will do my best to lead the Rockets to glory" said tmac2therack, who then added he would be making all future decisions based on video game simulation.

The Rockets open training camp in October.

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Easily the post of the year....
LOL

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