I hope he doesn't jump off and plummet to his death if the Rockets miss the playoffs...I was starting to like him...
His wife has a day job at 5 Houston Center, and it looks out over Toyota Center. She can look out and the window and wave to him.
Everybody knows bears **** in the woods. Are there any trees on that balcony? Seriously though...will he sit up there all summer if they MISS the playoffs? That suit is gonna be real hot come July!
You know, since Clutch is just a stuffed costume, they can always rotate people, or even just get out of the suit when the bear's "sleeping". Because there's no way in Hell someone can stay in that thing for more than a few hours. Even if the Rockets gets all the breaks, it will still be at least a few days that Clutch has to be up there.
Hallelujah! we have a winner. DING DING DING! yes, they are rotating the actors inside the costume. they are also timing it so that Clutch might not miss any home games, i.e we could clinch by friday the 9th if we are lucky, Clutch makes a grand entrance into the arena David Blaine style. rockets clinch at home, the underachievers go home happy
Although the mask has this stupid grin pasted on it, I somehow think that clutch is not actually smiling in there - There's a thunderstorm out there for crying out loud.
If he was wearing that "Air Clutch" outfit, he would probably be okay. This might be a neat stunt, actually.
I'm sure he pretends to slip at night while slipping out of uniform and making his way to the local bar for beer and wings.
With the rain, humidity and sweat, I know that suit smells like a$$ ten times more then it did before they started.
WOO On my way to the JuiceBox I passed by Clutch's perch and honked maniacally at him. Then on my way back home from the Astros game I joined in a chorus of honks on LaBranch! GO CLUTCH!
