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Clutch Awards 2004: Official Ballot

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by moestavern19, May 12, 2004.

  1. FranchiseBlade

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    Poster of the Year -
    4) SamFisher
    This one was incredibly tough, but Sam Fisher wins because of how prolific he is in multiple forums in addition to the posts themselves.
    Best Rockets Forum Poster -

    2) Tim

    Best Hangout Forum Poster -
    3) Oski2005

    Rookie of the Year -
    1) adeelsiddiqui (10 points for me if I spelled that right)

    Funniest Poster -
    1) Trader_Jorge
    This was another very close one. All I can say is that anybody who wins this one will be deserving.

    Admin of the Year
    1) keeley

    Female Poster of the Year -
    1) Isabel

    Best Yao-Only Fan -

    Most Underrated Poster -
    3) Mango
    Another toughie

    Thread of the Year
    2) Francis3422 gets into a "fight"

    Most Improved Poster -
    2) GreenVegan76

    Best Info Source -
    1) Doc Rocket

    Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster -
    1) Nuggets4

    Best Signature -

    Lindsay Lohan Pervert of the Year
    1) Manny Ramirez
    2) moestavern19

    Too close to call
     
  2. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Ditto!
     
  3. yipengzhao

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    haha :D

    good one
     
  4. rockets-#1

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    Poster of the Year - Rocketman95

    Best Rockets Forum Poster - SamFisher

    Rookie of the Year - Faos

    Funniest Poster - (Write In) Mr. Mooch

    Best Yao-Only Fan - Screw them all

    Thread of the Year - Lindsay Lohan

    Best Info Source - Doc Rocket

    Lindsay Lohan Pervert of the Year - Manny Ramirez
     
  5. DieHard Rocket

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    Poster of the Year -
    3) mrpaige

    Best Rockets Forum Poster -
    4) SamFisher

    Best Hangout Forum Poster -
    4) Another Brother

    Rookie of the Year -
    2) Faos

    Funniest Poster -
    3) B-Bob

    Admin of the Year
    1) keeley

    Female Poster of the Year -
    2) meggoleggo

    Best Yao-Only Fan -
    2) Screw them all (This one should be close)

    Most Underrated Poster -
    2) Raven Lunatic

    Thread of the Year
    2) Francis3422 gets into a "fight"

    Most Improved Poster -
    2) GreenVegan7

    Best Info Source -
    1) Doc Rocket

    Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster -
    1) Nuggets4

    Best Signature -
    2) write in TBA (will edit later)

    Lindsay Lohan Pervert of the Year
    2) moestavern19

    Poster that Nobody Misses -
    TroyBaros :)

    Poster that Nobody Would Miss if They Were Gone -
    err...better not go there :)
     
  6. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    Poster of the Year -
    2) Rocketman95

    Best Rockets Forum Poster -
    4) SamFisher

    Best Hangout Forum Poster -
    4) Another Brother

    Rookie of the Year -
    2) Faos

    Funniest Poster -
    2) moestavern19

    Admin of the Year
    1) keeley

    Female Poster of the Year -
    1) Isabel

    Best Yao-Only Fan -
    1) Yetti

    Most Underrated Poster -
    1) ima_drummer2k

    Thread of the Year
    2) Francis3422 gets into a "fight"

    Most Improved Poster -
    2) GreenVegan76

    Best Info Source -
    2) Clutch

    Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster -
    1) Nuggets4

    Best Signature -
    1) RocketmanTex

    Lindsay Lohan Pervert of the Year
    2) moestavern19
     
  7. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Let me tell you something, rookies. What other candidate has the DEPTH and RANGE of The_Conquistador? Heck, what other candidate has even anointed himself with a nickname? What other candidate has the ability to gracefully transition from a 10-on-1 debate in the D&D about foreign policy, to a thread about gum smacking coworkers, back to a heated debate on the merits of fiscal policy, to a discussion about dating a liberal, to a discussion about constipated bowels, back to a discussion about the psychological warfare employed against a tie-wearing secretary, to a diatribe concerning the aesthetics of homeless panhandlers, over to a discussion about strip clubs, to a discussion about shaving my chest and other routine manscaping tasks, back to a discussion about the cleanliness of casino toilets and crafty dumping, and then round it all off with a discussion about a deep-throating endoscopic procedure stemming from a pepperoni chaser gone bad? That, my friends, is RANGE.

    What other poster is responsible for *revolutionizing* the entire D&D forum into a hilarious combination of rousing attacks, gripping imagery, and cunning intellect? What poster is responsible for the now widespread phenomenon of ending posts in all caps phrases which emphasize finality of argument? What poster has made popular the phrases “What you are failing to grasp is”, “EXPOSED”, “The board eagerly awaits your response”, “Typical liberal”, “OOPSIE DAISY”, “GAME SET MATCH – thanks for playing rookie”, “CLASS DISMISSED”, “TEARS”, “Forbes Kerry”, “DemonCrat”, “Lunatic Fringe Liberals (and Kook Fringe)”, and many others? Only one master of the basketball-focused internet bulletin board system is capable of laying claim to these mighty triumphs. "_" -- That's who.

    CASE CLOSED
     
  8. Cohen

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    Poster of the Year -
    2) Rocketman95

    Best Rockets Forum Poster -
    3) Dr of Dunk

    Best Hangout Forum Poster -
    2) Jeff

    Rookie of the Year -
    1) adeelsiddiqui

    Funniest Poster -
    3) B-Bob

    Admin of the Year
    3) Dr of Dunk

    Female Poster of the Year -
    2) meggoleggo

    Best Yao-Only Fan -
    1) Yetti

    Most Underrated Poster -
    3) Mango

    Thread of the Year

    Most Improved Poster -
    2) GreenVegan76

    Best Info Source -
    1) Doc Rocket

    Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster -

    Best Signature -
    1) RocketmanTex

    Lindsay Lohan Pervert of the Year
    1) Manny Ramirez
     
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    Last edited: May 13, 2004
  9. fadeaway

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    Poster of the Year - mrpaige

    Best Rockets Forum Poster - GATER

    Best Hangout Forum Poster - Another Brother

    Rookie of the Year - adeelsiddiqui

    Funniest Poster - B-Bob

    Admin of the Year - keeley

    Female Poster of the Year - meggoleggo

    Best Yao-Only Fan - Screw them all

    Most Underrated Poster - Mango

    Thread of the Year - Summer of YoYao

    Most Improved Poster - GreenVegan76

    Best Info Source - Doc Rocket

    Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - Nuggets4

    Best Signature - write in
     
  10. Mango

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    <i>
    Be severe to yourself and severe to others. Suppress the sentiments of relationship, friendship, love, and gratitude. Have only one pleasure, one joy, one reward -- the triumph of the revolution. Night and day, have only one thought, the destruction of everything without pity. Be ready to die and ready to kill any one who opposes the triumph of your revolt.</i>
     
  11. vj23k

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    You know...I didn't see it at first, but you really are a pretty funny guy. Still gotta stick with moes, though.
     
  12. twhy77

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    Vote stolen by Trader_Jorge (named after a supermarket no less)
     
  13. moestavern19

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    Poster of the Year -
    3) mrpaige (he's the "in" choice)

    Best Rockets Forum Poster -
    1) GATER (Hell if I know, not like I read the ****)

    Best Hangout Forum Poster -
    1) Rocketman95 (I only wish I could be half the Hangout Boy that he is)

    Rookie of the Year -
    1) adeelsiddiqui (even though I really like Faos)


    Funniest Poster -
    1) Trader_Jorge (He is here to amuse you, not me)


    Admin of the Year
    1) keeley (he freakin r0x0rs)

    Female Poster of the Year -
    1) Isabel

    I know good old Isabel doesn't think I'm a dirty perverted pig of a young male. (gulp)

    Best Yao-Only Fan -
    2) Screw them all (duh)

    Most Underrated Poster -
    2) Raven Lunatic (He's ****ing genius, and he owns me)


    Thread of the Year
    1) Lindsay Lohan (for almost too obvious reasons)

    Most Improved Poster -
    I don't care, I'm still waiting for -Stroshow- to come back and enlighten everyone.

    Best Info Source -
    2) Clutch

    Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster -
    1) Nuggets4 (I'm somewhat of a Carmelo sympathizer"

    Best Signature -
    Uprising changing his ABC to lower case.

    Lindsay Lohan Pervert of the Year
    1) Manny Ramirez (b*stard)
     
  14. Bailey

    Bailey Veteran Member

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    Poster of the Year -
    1) Rockets2K

    Best Rockets Forum Poster -
    2) Tim

    Best Hangout Forum Poster -
    4) Another Brother

    Rookie of the Year -
    1) adeelsiddiqui

    Funniest Poster -
    3) B-Bob

    Admin of the Year
    2) Jeff

    Female Poster of the Year -
    1) Isabel

    Best Yao-Only Fan -
    2) Screw them all (This one should be close)

    Most Underrated Poster -
    1) ima_drummer2k

    Thread of the Year
    2) Francis3422 gets into a "fight"

    Most Improved Poster -

    Best Info Source -

    Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster -
    1) Nuggets4

    Best Signature -
    2) "Nice marmot." (Sorry I forgot who it was again!)

    Lindsay Lohan Pervert of the Year
    2) moestavern19
     
  15. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Poster of the Year - Rocketman95
    Best Rockets Forum Poster - GATER
    Best Hangout Forum Poster - Oski2005
    Rookie of the Year - adeelsiddiqui
    Funniest Poster - Trader_Jorge
    Admin of the Year - keeley
    Female Poster of the Year - Isabel
    Best Yao-Only Fan - Yetti
    Most Underrated Poster - ima_drummer2k
    Thread of the Year - Lindsay Lohan
    Most Improved Poster - GreenVegan76 (because yipeng dissed LL:p )
    Best Info Source - Doc Rocket
    Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - Nuggets4
    Best Signature - RocketmanTex
    Lindsay Lohan Pervert of the Year - moestavern19 (since you voted for me moe;))
     
  16. bamaslammer

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    You're too much, T_J, but you're all right in my book.
     
  17. Behad

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    LHutz, aka the Duke of Truth, an original funny man, not this contrived, pompous twit you've turned into.
     
  18. AroundTheWorld

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    Funniest poster - Trader_Jorge
     
  19. Bailey

    Bailey Veteran Member

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    Did someone say something?
     
  20. twhy77

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    These are my votes, I'm just to damn lazy to write it out myself.
     

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