Poster of the Year - Jeff maude flanders "police, stop that man from posting." wiggum "i'd like to ma'am, but he's just too damn good. let the man post boys, let the man post." this should just be named the Jeff award so someone else can win it once in a while Best Rockets Forum Poster - heyp, b/c i agree with most everything he says and he has more power to tell all the stupid people they're wrong and to shut up Best Hangout Forum Poster - Jeff Rookie Poster of the Year - i'll go with windandsea for getting us through the boring summer days with constant yao information Funniest Poster - A-Train A-Train or B-Bob is a very tough choice but i think B-Bob's recent sabbatical combined a with a resurgence in hilarity from A-Train gives him the nod Admin of the Year - DoD again tough choice b/t Dod and Clutch b/c Clutch lays the hammer down when he does post, but DoD is more ubiquitous and does a damn fine job shutting down stupid threads. Female Poster of the Year - Mrs. JB i used to not like her that much, and i could tell how much it was bringing her down, but i find myself in agreement with her far more often these days Most Underrated Poster - not sure Thread of the Year - Free Agent's "My Nuts Itch" thread. i checked and since it stared 83 minutes before this thread, i think it still counts. insanely funny thread. Most Improved Poster - not sure Best Info Source - Doc Rocket still can't believe he only has 219 posts. and freakin 4 of them were in a clippers (clippers for crying out loud) game thread. Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - Swopa he was already great but then he posted the save gilbert arenas (or something like that thread) that had tons of south american chicks in thongs in it. best poster who never capitalizes anything - francis 4 prez
I'll add my name to this category or the "Post Most Likely to Turn Any Thread Into a Simpsons/Back to the Future Quote-a-Thon"
4th Annual Clutch Awards Poster of the Year - Jeff....fair and informative in multiple forums. Best Rockets Forum Poster - heypartner.....if you can find any bigger basketball fanatic in GARM...ill change my vote...but I dont think it's possible. Best Hangout Forum Poster - MadMax, MacB....this is sooo hard with all the quality posters here...but these 2 strive for quality over quantity. Rookie Poster of the Year - codell....I know it seems like he has been here forever, but this guy is just plain smart, sarcastic and the fastest typer I have ever known...the guys in chat owe you big-time. Funniest Poster - B-Bob/AB....another tough choice...but I guess AB has been busy this year, since he seems to disappear for long periods of time. So Bob gets it due to sheer volume of funny.. Admin of the Year - DoD....in a close race the Doc gets it for a fine job in his first year of mod-dom.(this is his first year right?) Female Poster of the Year - windandsea/MrsJB....tough choice...windandsea did a great job bringing the info about Yao...and adjusting to understanding us here(tough job there!)...but Mrs JB is witty, smart and able to hold her own amongst the animals...she might have gotten top billing if the Halloween pic hadnt been deleted Most Underrated Poster - ME...jeez..I hate to toot my own horn, but damn..I go on about music, books, Rockets, Simpsons, computers...and even heavily participate in posting hot chick pics...and still no love. I guess I'm going to have to unleash my TJ personality to get noticed around here.... Thread of the Year - hands down....MacB's pronstar thread..real? or fake?..doesnt matter to me...it was classic! Most Improved Poster - Mulder....what a comeback...keep up the good work. Best Info Source - DocRock....give us more Doc..comeon..or at least talk popeye out of retirement. Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - ?? beats me..ever since the sane Nugz poster left..I hadnt noticed any good non Rockets posters.
Well I am still abiding by my self imposed barring of reading this thread, because I haven't actually read it but I do have a nominee for thread of the year. It should go to this one: http://bbs.clutchcity.net/php3/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57598 but you better hurry because it probably will not be there long !
I don't know Castor, this one's pretty amazing too: http://bbs.clutchcity.net/php3/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57597
That one is definitely better! I concede defeat to the person that would get my vote for Female of the Year. Hmm somehow Jeff was alerted to those threads(there was actually a third). I wonder how that could have happened
I finally get some love and its in the form of most improved?? Not that I don't appreciate the recognition, but that ought to be "Comeback Poster of the Year," or the "Best Poster Who Used to Never Say a Damn Word and Now Won't Keep His Trap Shut." Either of those would be better than "Most Improved." Don't make me use my thread-killing powers, dammit.
Person who will never receive any type of Clutch Award ever: Surfguy Person who may post several times one day and disappear for weeks: Surfguy Person who is most likely to be killed by a tornado during a Rockets game: Surfguy Person who is most likely to attend a chat and disappear from the radar while still being in the chat: Surfguy Person who is likely to have their post misunderstood and taken too seriously: Surfguy Person who disses Matt Bullard the night before he explodes for his best game as a Rocket: Surfguy
No way dude, you're not taking my award here.......wait, I never even get nominated. So I guess we can both have our cake and eat it too. By the way, what good is friggin' cake if you can't eat it anyway? I hate that saying.
Not trying to be a know it all, but I asked that question once and someone explained to me that it means that you cannot both eat or consume your cake and keep or hold it as a possession as well.
