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Clutch Awards 2002.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by moestavern19, Jul 2, 2002.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    if we leave past winners out of the best poster award, which only Jeff and I have won :p, then guys like Will and CBFC can deservedly win. btw: why does it become a best Hangout Boy award, anyhow. :D

    Oh, and since I gracioulsy decline all votes for Best Poster...since all the hatred mail I got in puedlfor's tourney (fadeaway is still sour that I nailed him in grammar and possessiveness :p)...let's concentrate on the awards that maybe I have a chance to win:

    Best Multimedia of the Year--"Props to Kenny"
    Best LOTR explanation of Basketball
    Best Theme posting: "Quote of the Year"
    Poster Most Likely to be the Last Man Posting after Armeggedon (Jeff has the stamina, but he'd probably go outside and help people after Armeggedon)

    (btw: this is all tongue in cheek. Tell me what post ideas you had that you liked the most.)

    I've got another idea: <b>Who had the greatest Assist Post This Year</b> and <b>Who is the Best Assist Man (set-up man) on the BBS</b>

    my vote is rockHEAD with the great pictures.

    That begs the Award: <b>Who is the Best Finisher on a Setup Post</b>

    my vote is DoD, Will and grummett. But Behad had hands-down the best Finish of the Year, with the Pam Anderson/Kidrock Photo "And this is how I hold Pam's Head"

    oh, and finally

    Poster with the Greatest Basketball Hometown on the BBS

    Galesburg, Ill. Most state appearances in Illinois history...******* Quentin Richardson beat us in the finals in 1998...grrrrr (Can you tell that I'm heading home for vacation this weekend to show my new wife my impressionable years.)

    see you all in 2 weeks.
     
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  2. vj23k

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    Best Poster: So many...TPL(Also like that I agree with him a lot of the time)
    Best Rookie: Manny Ramirez
    Best Admin: Clutch
    Funniest Poster: Doctor of Dunk
    Thread of the Year: Oelipere is lying to you....so am I!!-Doc Rocket(Cool how he confirmed it for us so early)
    Best Female Poster: Mrs. JB
    Best Info Source: Doc Rocket(Close second-Oeilpere)
    Most Improved: Major
    Lifetime achievement: Clutch(Great job maintaining order so near draft day)
    Non-Rocket fan: Nugzfan
     
  3. rimbaud

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    Best Poster- CBFC - a man among shrubbery (close second to grummet - succinct for him is an artform)

    Best Rookie Poster- windandsea - Manny is too pitiful :p - wind has revolutionized the game

    Best Admin- administrator - his personality never gets in the way of being a good admin :)

    Funniest Poster- DoD - funny like you laugh at him, not with him

    Thread of the Year- they all suck

    Best Female Poster- CriscoKidd

    Best Info Source- Clutch - he and Doc often overlap for various reasons, but you generally know that if Clutch posts it, it is pretty concrete - he is probably the most responsible

    Most Improved Poster- tpl - this year he really seemed to post more about basketball - and further solidified his legacy of BBS child prodigy

    Lifetime Achievement Award- Puedlfor - I just really like him and he deserves some recognition

    Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster- tie between Grizzled and Swopa - combine them and you have the uber non-Rocket poster
     
  4. Sonny

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    Best Poster - Jeff - he had a lucky year. :)

    Honorable Mentions: DOD, BGM, BobFinn*, RM95

    Best Rookie Poster - Manny Ramirez - how many keyboards have you went through this year?

    Best Admin keeley (He hooked me up with a Triumph Dog - Bon Jovi video - I owe him one and I don't wanna vote for anyone twice.)

    Funniest Poster - A-Train (there are a lot of funny posters, but A-Train takes the cake just like Homer.)

    Thread of the Year - rockHEAD's "Saw Dream Today" The beginning of the end.

    Best Female Poster - Mrs. JB - don't always agree, but she's got game just like Jeff.

    Best Info Source - Clutch - eat your heart out Marc Berman.

    Poster Who Improved The Most - Sonny aka Wink3Cat5 - yeah he is on fire! (thanks Moe and ROXRAN!)

    Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - gettinbranded - much love to the Chicago Bears crew!

    Lifetime Achievement Award - HeyP.

    Most UnderRated Buck Turgidson - quality post. x34 is the runner up.


    heyp - can I get a vote for all the security alerts I send ya???

    SteveFrancis3 - how about you change those ???? to my name?
     
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  5. Hydra

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    I think the third post in this thread should earn me at least some sort of nomination this year, most likely from one of the more veteran posters.
     
  6. heypartner

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    Nothing compares. Just about ready to say the same thing.

    Let me put it this way; who else on this BBS got a quicker response from Clutch to interrupt his busy schedule to change their piddly BBS user name.
     
  7. TheReasonSF3

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    Best Poster - Windandsea
    Best Rookie Poster - Manny Ramirez
    Best Admin - Clutch
    Funniest Poster - A-Train
    Thread of the Year - I will never post again- heypartner
    Best Female Poster - Diseased Monkey
    Best Info Source - Windandsea
    Poster Who Improved The Most- gettinbranded
    Lifetime Achievement Award - Jeff
     
  8. DVauthrin

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    Before I vote, I think Moe left out two important categories. The most underrated BBS poster award along with the most overrated.

    As far as the others

    Best Poster - CBFC
    Best Rookie Poster - Manny Ramirez
    Best Admin - Jeff
    Funniest Poster - A-Train
    Thread of the Year - the Francis thread from an article in the Chronicle which said that Steve may explore free agency-people really got worked up over nothing ;)
    Best Female Poster - Mrs. JB
    Best Info Source - Windandsea
    Poster Who Improved The Most- Grizzled
    Lifetime Achievement Award - DoD

    Most Underrated-Myself, I have an abundance of knowledge but I'm overshadowed by the bigger names and post counts :)

    Most Overrated-TroyBaros-people actually got worked up over his Draft information(and hes no different than a fan spewing gossip)
     
  9. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Hey, that is a great idea, DV!

    I think moe should add the "Most Underrated Poster" to the list, and I will definitely vouch that DVauthrin is the man for that award.
     
  10. AntiSonic

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    Add JuanValdez to the underrated nominees.
     
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  11. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Sure - Add Underrated to your Posts if you like or just put it in the . I think overrated poster belongs in the "evil clutch awards". ;)
     
  12. Nomar

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    I don't know about awards... but I've been on DoD's and Castor's sigs! Whoo!
     
  13. Kam

    Kam Member

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    Here is another catagory.

    Best Kam in a BBS.


    I'll take that award.


    I thank you kindly.
     
  14. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    You got my vote.

    and that is my vote for the best sig.....

    Kam Kam Kam Kam Kam Kam Kam Kam Kam Manny Kam Kam Kam Kam Kam Kam Kam Kam Kam Kam Kam
     
  15. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    I would like to give out some other awards.

    Best Reason to Cuss in a Post - myself - THE BIGGEST ****ING INJUSTICE IN THE WHOLE ****ING WOLRD. - WHAT THE **** WAS THAT . THE RAIDERS JUST GOT ****ING SCREWED STRAIGHT UP THEIR ****ING ASS , THAT BALL WAS A MOTHER ****ING FUMBLE AND THOSE SCREW ASSES MISSED THAT ****. ENJOY YOUR ****ING WIN PATRIOTS BUT REMEMBER YOU ****ING CHEATED . THAT WAS THE WORST CALL I HAVE EVER ****ING SEEN . :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :mad: , I must have been pissed that night. :)


    Best Cussing in a Post - The One where A-Train cussed out ZRB.
     
  16. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    You have 12 more hours to get your nominations in. After that Whatever is up here goes to the ballot.
     
  17. gettinbranded

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    Wow. I actually got voted for.

    And to think that about 18 months ago I was THE TROLL everyone most wanted to get rid of...

    :cool:
     
  18. Ninja Sauce X

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    Here's my vote for sad dude that everybody forgot:

    Ninja.

    I'm too lazy to do all that category stuff...but 3 posters I read are Ramirez, Holden:( , and Monkey Doo.
     
  19. Old School

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    I guess if I'm not overrated or underrated I'm just rated.


    os
     
  20. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Now Ninja,

    You could fit into several categories like:

    1) Best Radiohead poster
    2) Best drunk poster
    3) Best musician poster (after Jeff);)

    But I think most improved is what fits you the best, so moe, change my vote from Heath to Ninja Sauce X in the most improved category.

    I have a feeling that Heath will be one of the choices for that anyway.
     

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