Just overheard this funny exchange: GUY1: you know what would be poetic, hilarious, and awesome? JC comes back for our first game vs the colts. Injures Luck on a sack. GUY2: would be the best sports moment in a long long long time GUY1: permanently cementing the legitimacy of JC's #1 pick status GUY2: "it was a legal hit Marv, a classic hit, and Lucks leg just crumpled" GUY1: ohh you hate to see that marv that was ugly theres still bone fragments on the field.... GUY2: "they called out the trainer, I'm not lip reader but I think he is saying 'his career is over' " GUY1: we are not gonna show the replay on this one folks.... I nearly lost my lunch on that one bob GUY2: "it's official, the doctors are calling it a grade four career ending leg crumple" GUY1: Oh thats just sick marv, some of the texans fans are cheering and celebrating "well, to be fair bob, (quietly), this IS kind of a lucky break for the Texans.......(sheepishly) no pun intended" GUY2: "it was a legal hit, they should be cheering. Luck is being carted off the field and the fans are clapping... oh wait, that's for Clowney" GUY2: let's talk to this colts fan "The Texans franchise is superior to ours, no question" GUY1: "wow bob ive never seen this before.... the colts coach is walking across the field to coach O brien.. whats he doing?" "well marv, i may be wrong but he might be, YES he is! he just forfeited the game GUY2: "now he is grabbing the gatoraid bucket and dumping it atop obrian"
Not funny. And in poor taste to root for injury of anyone. Especially a local hero and nice guy like Andrew Luck.
luck should be playing football in a real city, the city that watched him as he grew up. demand a trade!
Plot twist: Guy 1 and Guy 2 are the same person.... Double plot twist!: their name is revealed to be..... theimpossibles1!!
