Pued, its Joey, not Billy you amateur. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?? Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?
I eventually got it right. Just took a few minutes and a bizarre double post. "It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts." "He says it's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.
Tommy: Did you hear I graduated? Richard Hayden: Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right. Tommy: A lot of people go to college for seven years. Richard Hayden: Yeah, they're called doctors. --Tommy Boy Brodie: One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy. --Mallrats Mike McDermott: Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker. --Rounders
My signature is one that comes to mind...(from the mail call drill instructor...R. lee Ermy or something...)Full Metal Jacket below...
from the movie carrie... mother: "take that dress off. i can see your dirty pillows." carrie: "they're called breasts mama, and every woman has them." from the brady bunch movie... michael brady: "a gift is only a gift when the giver has given thought to that gift, but when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets." from superstar... mary katherine gallagher: "sometimes when i get nervous, i put my hands under my armpits and then i smell them like this."
Dirty Harry "Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 6 shots or only 5. Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky. Well, do ya punk?" "Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights." Fistful of Dollars "When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol's a dead man. Lets see if that's true." "You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..." For a Few Dollars More Man With No Name : "16...17...22...22? (Gun Blast!) 27." Col. Mortimer : "Any trouble boy?" Man With No Name : "No old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding, it's all right now." The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Tuco : "There are two kinds of people in the world my friend, those with a rope around their neck and the people that have the job of doing the cutting!" Tuco : "There are two kinds of spurs my friend, those that come in by the door, and those that come in by the window. " Tuco : "When you have to shoot, shoot - don't talk!" "You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig...you dig!" Tuco : "BLONDIE! You know what you ARE? Just a dirty Son-of-a-b**(Ahee-ahee-ahhhh! Wah-wah-wah!)" Hang 'em High "When you hang a man you better look at him!" The Outlaw Josey Wales Josey Wales : "You a bounty hunter?" Bounty Hunter : "A man's got to do something for a living these days." Josey Wales : "Dying ain't much of a living, boy." Boy : "Wish we had time to bury them fellas." Josey Wales : "The hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms." "When things look bad, and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb mad dog mean. Cause if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win, that's just the way it is." Unforgiven Little Bill : "You just shot an unarmed man!" Will Munny : "Well he should have armed himself." "That's right. I've killed woman and children. I've killed just about everything that ever walked or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you Little Bill....for what you did to Ned." "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it." Could you tell I'm a western fan?
The king of westerns was none other than John Wayne: (The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance): "Out here a man settles his own problems." Rooster Cogburn "Ned, I mean to kill you in two minutes or take you to Fort Smith to hang at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?" Cogburn "Fill your hand you sonafabitch!"
"I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning that might have got somebody killed and somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't." *pow!* - McClintock
Umm hello? Die hard? Back to the Future? Office Space? Die Hard: "Yippe Ki-YEAH Mr. Falcon!" Back to the Future: Doc:"1.21 Jiggawatts!" Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely. Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy. Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull? Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. Marty McFly: I had this horrible nightmare. Dreamed I went back in time. It was terrible. Lorraine Baines: Well...you're safe and sound now, back in good old 1955. Marty McFly: 1955? sooooooooooo many great quotes from BTTF. Tommy Boy: Richard: "Ughh..I can actually hear you getting fatter." (when Tommy is squeezing the ketchup into his mouth) Office Space: Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh! Peter Gibbons: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars you're supposed to be an auto mechanic. Samir: So what did you say? Peter Gibbons: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech. [Staring at the constantly malfunctioning office printer.] Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the fu&# does that mean?! Michael Bolton: That question is bull**** to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean **** up if they had a million dollars. Lawrence: Hey Peter, check it out, channel 9, it's the breast exams! Michael Bolton: We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison! Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like a case of the Mondays'? Lawrence: No. No, man. ****, no, man! I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man! Samir: No, not again! I...why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of **** out the window! Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed. Samir: Piece of ****! Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point. Lawrence: What about you, what would you do? Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Well yeah. Peter Gibbons: Nothing. Lawrence: Nothing, huh? Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing. Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do ****. Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jad. Nayanajaad. Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it...until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys. Samir: Hmm...well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael? Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. Bob Porter: We'll be getting rid of these people here...First, Mr. Samir Naga...Naga...Naga...Not gonna work here anymore, anyway!
architect: hello, neo neo: who are you? architect: i am the architect. i created the matrix. i 've been waiting for you. you have many questions and although the process has altered your consiousness, you remain irrevocably human. ergo some of my answers you will understand and some of the you will not. concordantly whil your first question may be the most pertinent , you may or may not realize it is also irrelevent. neo: why am i here? architect: your life is the sum of o remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. you are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts i have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision.
