The story I heard is that the Egyptians built the pyramids at least partly by paying the workers in beer...
You're nuthin more than an East Coast wine snortin cheese lovin New York Times readin elite no matter what your political beliefs are unlike us beer chuggin real Americans in the heartland.
According to the latest illegal immigration thread illegal aliens are being paid in beer to do construction work. This could explain everything. The pyramids were built by aliens. Illegal aliens.