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Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by codell, Feb 3, 2007.

  1. Sishir Chang

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    On the subject of knowing someone who knows someone who knows Chuck Norris. One of my best friends from CAL went to highschool in Fresno with a girl who married Chuck Norris. Chuck was 49 at the time and she was 19 at the time and Chuck met her when he was dating her mom! :eek:
     
  2. Yonkers

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    Everyone knows Judo sucks ;)
     
  3. Sishir Chang

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    ^ That does it Yonkers :mad:

    In the great tradition of Clutchfans I'm calling you out. We can do it at Live and I will show you how much Judo Sucks!

    Of course first I have to have my Kumite against Sam Fisher. My ground and pound against Roxran. My street brawl against Ottomaton. My eating contest against Fatty Fat b*stard. And my fashion contest against Basso..

    Too many Clutchfans to get even with too little time...

    ;)
     
  4. Pistol Pete

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    Let's see Bruce Lee pull that move off without winding up six feet under. I mean if he wasn't six feet under already.
     
  5. rrj_gamz

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    Return of the Dragon is one of the best Martial arts films of all time...

    But, Jack Bauer would take em both down, no problem... :eek:
     
  6. weslinder

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    I think everyone knows someone who knows someone who knows Chuck Norris. One of my friends worked as a personal trainer for a while in the gym in Dallas where Chuck Norris worked out. Someone should start a 3-degrees of Chuck Norris theory.
     
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    Shorkuyen is the best fighting move of all time.
     
  8. professorjay

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    Knowing Bruce's intense research and integration of all martial arts, I would've loved to see him meet the Gracie's. I'm sure they would have a lot to learn from each other.
     
  9. gr8-1

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    I can't see Chuck being good in a ufc type fight. A guy like Sherk would tear him up, even if Chuck were in his prime.



    Bruce Lee was functionally stronger then men twice his size. Heard that he could hold a 75 pound barbell straight out longer than old school bartender Joe Louis (400 lb bench press).
     
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    Sho'nuff: Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!" Who's the Master?"

    Gang: "Sho'nuff!"

    Leroy Green: "The truth will be revealed only to eyes unclouded by desire."

    Sho'nuff: "It's mumbo jumbo like that & skinny little lizards like you thinking' they the Last Dragon that gives kung-fu a bad name."
     
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    "Be formless, shapeless, like water... You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot... Now water can flow, or it can crash, be like water my friend." -- Bruce Lee

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  12. Pistol Pete

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    [​IMG]

    This guy trained under Norris. Maybe this is the guy Dennis2112 got his info from?
     
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  14. BigM

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    wiki says:

    Bruce was able to hold a 125-pound barbell at arms length in front of him (with elbows locked) for 20 seconds.

    that sounds too crazy...
     
  15. gr8-1

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    I have no idea why I said bartender in that post, meant weightlifter, lol
     
  16. JamesC

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    Tony Jaa is the next great one.
     
  17. BigM

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    ha i didn't even notice it
     
  18. weslinder

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    I wondered, but I thought you were talking about the boxer. Which added more confusion because the dates don't add up. I have never heard of Joe Louis the weightlifter.
     
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    This guy would beat both of them easily...

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  20. bladeage

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    Chuck has that whole 40 Year old Virgin chest hair going..
     

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