The only thing that keeps Chuck from jumping up to block shots and playing above the rim is the weight of his balls.
Chuck Hayes once ate three 72 oz steaks in 1 hr. He spent the first 47 minutes having sex with his waitress.
It's a good one, but Shane stole that one from Fred Smoot, a football DB, who used it to describe himself about 6-7 years ago.
Chuck hayes is the only player on nba.com to be listed at C and have his profile picture photoshoped to include the rim.
Wasn't it an old line from the 90s used to describe Deion Sanders? Actually, on a google search, that line is used in a lot of places.
Yes, of all the Chuck Hayes jokes, this is the one that makes me laugh uncontrollably. I am crying right now. I fell out of my desk chair. This is probably the best joke I've ever heard. Although it looks like the only thing Chuck is covering now is the seat of a wheelchair.
