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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    Don't let it happen again.
     
    #41 mlwoo, Dec 29, 2010
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    Yes sir.
     
    #42 durvasa, Dec 29, 2010
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    The only thing that keeps Chuck from jumping up to block shots and playing above the rim is the weight of his balls.
     
    #43 sparky, Dec 29, 2010
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    rofl!
     
    #44 phantoman, Dec 29, 2010
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    Where are the videos of Chuck Hayes passing?
     
    #45 BasketballReasons, Dec 29, 2010
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    Chuck Hayes once ate three 72 oz steaks in 1 hr. He spent the first 47 minutes having sex with his waitress.
     
    #46 monkeyboy32, Dec 29, 2010
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    Chuck Hayes doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike Bar...
     
    #47 T FOR 3!!!, Dec 29, 2010
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    Chuck Hays was mentioned on ESPN..
    ..twice!
     
    #48 Houston22, Dec 29, 2010
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    It's a good one, but Shane stole that one from Fred Smoot, a football DB, who used it to describe himself about 6-7 years ago.
     
    #49 Buck Turgidson, Dec 29, 2010
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    Chuck hayes is the only player on nba.com to be listed at C and have his profile picture photoshoped to include the rim.
     
    #50 Houston22, Dec 29, 2010
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    Chuck Hayes once sat on the bench and the bench didn't score the entire game.
     
    #51 Houston22, Dec 29, 2010
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    Id rep you if i knew how. I couldnt stop laughing.
     
    #52 Dreamin, Dec 29, 2010
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    Chuck Hayes once went for a dunk and the refs went for a replay.
     
    #53 Houston22, Dec 29, 2010
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    We have a winner!!!
     
    #54 DJ, Dec 29, 2010
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    We have a winner!!!
     
    #55 DJ, Dec 29, 2010
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    His mom has a tattoo that says... The Chuck Wagon.
     
    #56 sergio, Dec 29, 2010
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    Wasn't it an old line from the 90s used to describe Deion Sanders?

    Actually, on a google search, that line is used in a lot of places.
     
    #57 durvasa, Dec 29, 2010
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    Chuck Hayes jokes aren't too funny except for "the rest of the world is covered by Chuck Hayes".
     
    #58 cujo, Dec 29, 2010
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    Yes, of all the Chuck Hayes jokes, this is the one that makes me laugh uncontrollably. I am crying right now. I fell out of my desk chair. This is probably the best joke I've ever heard.

    Although it looks like the only thing Chuck is covering now is the seat of a wheelchair.
     
    #59 mlwoo, Dec 30, 2010
  20. srrono

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    Chuck Hayes ounce said "Why can't I quit you " and it didnt sound gay at all
     
    #60 srrono, Dec 30, 2010
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