Inspired by the images from the article: Patrick: Oops, I farted. Shouldn't of had those bean and cheese nachos at Treasures last night. Chauncy: Wha..Who did that? That stinks! Ray: Man, that is naaaasty! Vince: I think I'm going to barf... Yao: Did you **** your pant? Patrick: Depends...
U know i was thinking about this the other day. All this about him saying he can help the team more by passing more is BS. U know how we always say, Kobe won because he had Shaq, and how Wade won cause he had Shaq?? And how TMAC, Iverson, Carmello all could win if they only had Shaq........well this year, TMAC has SHAQ (in Yao)..... So actually, all these pipe dreams about TMAC scoring 30 on high FG % easily if he did not get double teams cause of Yao <b>should </b> be coming true this year. TMAC's 7 assists a game will not help us get a ring. Him taking over in the 4th quarter and dropping 30 on teams who double yao will. I dont see that many doubles on TMAC as last year already........Now he just needs to get his game back!..... if he doenst, he'll definitely lose credibility, and rightfully so. So stop being a puss and start taking over....Yao can still be the man, but help him out by taking over when he's tired, and score at least 25 a night!TMAC has Shaq in HIS team this year.....Utilize him!!
Yao is definitely not Shaq. Assistant coach Gundy is not Phil, and his stale offense is not the triangle.
