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Christian Wood ( bill , matt , and clyde version )

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by snowconeman22, Nov 22, 2020.

  1. Htown Legend

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    I bet Craig Ackerman will have some good ones too
     
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    Wood penetrates , and finishes HARD
     
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    There's plenty of innocent jokes to be made with it, too.

    "My god, that was a nasty finish. Who would do such a thing???"

    "... Christian Wood."

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    Plus, y'know, a couple lame jokes about what a christian would do I'm sure.
     
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    There's a bad religion joke in there somewhere
     
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    When Wood hits a three, Matt and Craig will shout "Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!" When he slams it, they'll scream "boner jams!" or "boner alert!"

    When Wood comes back from a rest and has lots of energy or makes a quick positive play, Bill will say "somebody call Joel Osteen ,we've got a born again Christian out there, fellas!"

    When Wood has a mismatch in the paint with a small guard, Clyde will say "you better knock on Wood, because he's got a mouse in the house! Hehehehe."
     
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