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Chris Paul messed up Hammy yet again...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Dmo, Dec 20, 2018.

  1. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    You're boring me is the problem. But I'm here. Just to keep this thread at the top, I'm here. Like Chris Paul every day at the g... oh wait. Nevermind.
     
  2. YOLO

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    is it boring? seems pretty entertaining to me. laughing at you this entire time #hardenisfat
     
  3. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    No one believes that. What's worse is, you know no one believes that. You're just yolo, and everyone knows how you're feeling. We're going to keeeeeeeeeeep you feeling that way this time though.

    Show us more videos from CP3's instagram about how great he is! haha
     
  4. YOLO

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    seems like you do cp3 fitness expert. stop backpedaling #hardenisfat
     
  5. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    Again with the non sense. This is not my native language, don't make me sit here and teach you English. Now here's the post and I want you to focus on responding logically:

    I know it's hard for you to focus after watching CP3 sweating hard at the gym every day all summer, especially since you believe that stuff. But give it a shot, I believe in you.
     
  6. YOLO

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    @Mathloom can teach pro athletes how to be in shape. cp3 you specifically need it. hes disgusted by how fat and terribly out of shape you are. you need to learn from someone who knows how to be a pro athlete from experience and what it takes to be in shape. oh wait.... #hardenisfat
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    Are we at the 10th wing yet!? spiiiiccccy!

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  8. Mathloom

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    If this is not you raising the white flag, I don't know what is. Same picture, same text. Yawn.
     
  9. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    Type faster yolo, your last 3 posts were fillers and you know it.
     
  10. YOLO

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    Do you have time to come by The Mill elevation sports. We would love our young players to learn from a cp3 fitness expert. Let me know
     
  11. robbie380

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    lol you guys are dorks
     
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  12. Mathloom

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    Oh I see, you know someone who had something to do with CP3's offseason huh it's all starting to make sense now.

    I don't know about all those people, they might be in better shape than Paul. As for Paul, I definitely have some advice. It's this new technique which consists of:

    1) Do whatever you did in the summer of 2017;
    2) Eat whatever you ate in the summer of 2017.

    I believe in miracles.
     
  13. robbie380

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    Fwiw at no point did I think CP was out of shape but he never really looked 100%. He might have overtrained this summer. Who knows...either way you’re wrong Mathloom. It’s ok.
     
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  14. YOLO

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    That’s what I thought. You don’t want to show up and be this fat out of shape wanna be trying to tell other athletes what they are and what they need to do. #hardenisfat
     
  15. Mathloom

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    You're repeating yourself because you're DYING to know if I'm fat huh :D Unfortunately, you're going to lose that one too.

    Like I said, doesn't take an expert to tell Paul what to do. Repeat what he did in 2017. Doesn't require a trainer. Doesn't require living at the gym all summer. Just requires professionalism and a dedication to doing the best you can for a team that has taken an axe to its cap situation for you.
     
  16. YOLO

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    yeah it takes a random fat cf poster whose probably never been part of organized sports a day in his life to become a cp3 fitness expert and know what’s best #hardenisfat
     
  17. Mathloom

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    Nope. Literally any human but you can tell, Paul came into the season out of shape. Whatever your buddies did to help him, they hurt him yolo. It's ok, it wasn't intentional.
     
  18. YOLO

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    Yup. Having no credibility whatsoever is way more important. To all the young athletes on the forum. Listen to @Mathloom he’s going to change the game with 0 experience. Cp3 fitness expert. Get that advice while you can. #hardenisfat

    Anyone can talk with a keyboard. Are you as smart as you are trying to make yourself sound? Doesn’t look like it. Like I said, stop by the mill elevation academy. Our current athletes welcome guest speakers all the time
     
  19. Mathloom

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    Yawn. You're literally just repeating your posts because you don't want to admit... anyone can tell, and everybody knows you were talking out of your ass. I don't know who you hang our with in your life which makes you think this 12 year old worthy drivel is going to get under anyone's skin. I'm genuinely wondering if you think it works?

    It requires no experience or expertise to see that Paul showed up in worse shape this season. The videos are out there. You clearly have 0 rebuttal except pulling up CP3's own social media videos. Not to mention he played like dogshit because he had 0 lift in his legs and no explosion.
     
  20. YOLO

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    Yet you’re the only one talking. #hardenisfat
     

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