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Chris Paul messed up Hammy yet again...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Dmo, Dec 20, 2018.

  1. YOLO

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    yup a terrible out of shape cp3 can post a near triple double omg. these teams need to hire you stat!! your genius eye test is much needed
     
  2. Mathloom

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    You're running out of things to say yolo. Players in bad shape can get triple doubles and you know it. I'll let that one slide.

    But just as a reminder, this is CP3 from 2017:


    You are claiming that guy played through a season and the playoffs, then went right to the gym, then came to training camp and he looked the way he did. It's hilarious just typing that.
     
  3. YOLO

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    not as hilarious as you being the cp3 expert. your post once again solidifies how much you're kidding yourself.

    if only everyone could see what random is actually trying to portray himself as this fitness expert. that would be such a cherry on top
     
  4. Mathloom

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    You can keep trying to deflect and change the subject yolo. The fact is, Chris Paul is more in shape in one of these videos, and you are wasting time out of your life to deny what technology offers us.

    2017 in-shape Chris Paul


    2018 out of shape Chris Paul


    Not to mention, anyone who watched him play this season would tell you he had no lift and no explosion before he got injured. The guy. Who you say. Spent every day in the gym. After being in shape all of 2017-2018. So what happened?
     
  5. YOLO

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    not really. im still very much here as you can tell.

    what happened? I mean isn't that the big question everyone's been trying to answer when the entire team was playing badly. but apparently cp3's expert says cp3 is terribly out of shape #hardenisfat
     
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    CP3 need to start doing some hot yoga. Since getting older, I started to stretch in the sauna for about 5-10min before I play ball in the gym and I honestly think it makes a huge difference for how loose I am compared to trying to stretch on the court and then just start playing.

    Could be trippin but I feel like i can tell a vast difference in how loose my muscles feel after stretching in the sauna before I play
     
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  7. Mathloom

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    I didn't ask if you left. You're losing steam yolo. Maybe go back to the myth that I think Harden is fat. Did you try checking my post history?
     
  8. YOLO

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    what happened? I mean isn't that the big question everyone's been trying to answer when the entire team was playing badly. but apparently cp3's expert says cp3 is terribly out of shape #hardenisfat


    missed the part where I claimed you said harden was fat. the fact that you think so tells me alot about your reading. the logic of harden is fat is what was being alluded to with your silly cp3 being so terrible out of shape theory. big difference there expert
     
  9. Mathloom

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    This is turning into more nonsense as we go. If I'm going to drag you through pages, I need you to put up a better fight yolo. Get yourself a cup of coffee or something. You compared my argument to the argument that Harden is fat. Now stand by it, don't weasel your way out. Do some research on my post history, see if you find something that at least helps your weak mockery.

    Now, back to the subject. You think this guy:



    is in the same shape as this guy:



    Can we talk about it?
     
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  10. YOLO

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    wth hell are you talking about. you're just all over the place. yeah i compared your harden is fat to cp3 being terrible out of shape bc both are incredibly stupid. apparently that's hard for you to understand. learn how to comprehend fitness expert before trying to pat yourself on the back. you want to act like im avoiding all of this. im not going anywhere bc its that hilarious.

    as far i can see your most recent post history suggests a whole lot of whining and crying. not really interested in much of that
     
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    I used to stretch a bunch pre-sports but what I have learned (and what modern sports science confirms) is that too much stretching before workouts is actually detrimental and can increase injury potential.

    What you wanna do is get your body warm. Get the heart rate up and the blood flowing which will loosen your muscles dramatically. The heat is probably what is getting you feeling ready not so much the stretching. A little range of motion stretching too but not static (holds) stretching.
     
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  12. Mathloom

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    Don't get all riled up yolo. We're in this for the long haul. The only thing that's going to save you from this is if Paul shows up in shape end of the month. Till then, we're talking about your dramatic denial of things you said. And you're changing the subject AGAIN. Focus.

    1) The Harden comparison was stupid, if it doesn't apply to me.
    2) Chris Paul came to camp out of shape, and that's clear because he actually came to camp in excellent shape last season.
     
  13. YOLO

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    1. it does apply to you bc both that theory and yours are dumb
    2. your non credible fitness eye test is for your own little pleasure. but in reality isn't any credible

    the only one riled up is the one who can't comprehend well and has been constantly whining. that's what your post history suggests
     
  14. Mathloom

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    So you HAVE been sniffing my post history huh. At least you admit it. I knew that if I had called you on it, you'd deny it like everything else.

    1) That's truly, marvelously dumb if the whole point of that exercise was to think of a dumb theory to express what you think of this theory. I mean, wow.
    2) No need for eye tests, cause it's not 1942. Here's how credibility happens:





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  15. YOLO

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    lol at these responses. the only thing dumb here is your self attempt to be some fitness expert. #hardenisfat

    this is probably you trying to give someone else advice about being a pro athlete
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    icymi in the Photoshop thread: another @Jugdish original

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  17. Mathloom

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    I think Chris Paul ATE this guy between photoshoots at the gym last summer. It's the only way to explain burning all those calories and still showing up out of shape.
     
  18. YOLO

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    Dude, if you want to cry, just cry. Don't be that guy.
     
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