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Chris Paul Cologne

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Roxnostalgia, Feb 9, 2013.

  1. Roxnostalgia

    Roxnostalgia Member

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    Didn't see this posted:

    "Avon Products, Inc. today announced that Los Angeles Clippers basketball star Chris Paul will be joining the company’s team as the face of a new men’s fragrance, Untouchable. A legend in the making, Paul—husband, proud father of two and founder of the CP3 Foundation—represents the future of basketball and the power of the will to win. The new scent will capture the thrill of hitting the court when the crowd is going wild, sinking the game-winning shot and bringing home victory."

    Chris Paul Stank

    Chris Paul? It's going to be a flop.
     
  2. Like A Breath

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    I don't really understand how any celebrity-endorsed cologne makes money, but apparently there are enough people out there buying them.
     
  3. Garner

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    I don't want to smell like Chris Paul.
     
  4. LCAhmed

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    You know who doesnt smell like Chris Paul? Chris Paul
     
  5. scolandry1

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    Referee's pest repellent?
     
  6. Sydeffect

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    This products going to flop on the market
     
  7. RedDynasty

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    I sure as hell don't want to smell like how CP3 smells after a game. Damn, hell no!!!
     
  8. R0ckets03

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    Would have made more sense to make it a perfume and market it to whinny b****es.
     
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    Scent so strong it will punch you in the nuts.
     
  10. ferrari77

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    It boggles my mind. It just seems to me like the market is over-saturated with celebrity endorsed/named colognes and perfumes.

    I guess since they're mostly actors and musicians, CP3 wants to join Jetah and Beckham with his. I just don't believe he is that nationally or universally recognized that he can pull it off. Maybe LBJ could come out with one but CP3?

    As was already said, it's tough not to imagine this flopping all over the place. :grin:
     
  11. thegary

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    how lame can you get. dude is a great basketball but a tool within the bubble of a life he has created around himself. look at me, i'm sandra dee.
     
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    They forgot to mention how when you spray the cologne the impact sends you flying backwards about 5 to 10 feet.
     
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    i was lookin forward to the cliff paul scent..
     
  15. Jontro

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    Is it edible?
     
  16. el gnomo

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    Smells like frontrunning failure... ftw? or am i too late?
     
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    Javale McGee must have heard tonight that they were giving away cologne deals to floppers.....

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C9uaDiRlLBQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  19. SunsRocketsfan

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    I dont want to smell like a douche bag
     
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    If Parsons played in LA, can you imagine...
     

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