like most, my teri hatcher obsession ended abruptly with Heaven's Prisoners http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116508/
God that extreme close up is frightening. Also it's evident that the nipple-covering portion of that dress is disappointingly non sheer/see-through and thus of limited value. Alicia Keys 1, Teri Hatcher 0
Yeah, her boobs are weird and floppy. She doesn't look all that great naked, and is one of the few actresses that could really use implants. She's still a beautiful woman, even with the wrinkles. I wouldn't push her out of bed, that's for sure.
That's kind of the point. "Would you push?" is the brightline. Guys constantly rag on women's looks, who's hot, who's not. It's cool, I do it too. But looks are all relative, and the bottom line is the most important. So, would you push her out of bed? It's all that matters. Similar scales approach the same conclusion. The "beers" scale, as in how many beers would it take for someone to be hot. The "wattage" scale, as in how low the light has to be for someone to be hot. At my last job, we used binary, 1 for hit it, 0 for push. It's the only honest way to approach attractiveness.
I think Teri falls into the "bag it and take care of business" category now. Say Teri, is it OK if we turn off the lights?
NICE!!!!! Man that's perfect! The best was when Family Guy made fun of the Desparate Housewife show. Man, that was funny.
