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Chick Fight at Game 2 (Liu Kang Kick!)

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by RocketDonut, Apr 29, 2014.

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Zapruder analysis here. http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2014/04/zapruder_analysis_of_a_huge_ch.php

Pretty solid fight, with a nice high spot at 0:33. Vince McMahon would be proud. Let's Zapruder this thing....

0:01 -- All right, it's tough to distinguish sides in all of this but we will do our best. It appears to go like this:

* In the front row of the upper deck (Danger rating A+++), we have a woman in Daisy Dukes and a James Harden jersey (with presumably the worst teeth in the world to pay homage to both the Dukes and Harden) in a tussle with some chick sitting down in her seat. A couple other folks are getting grabby from the stairway.

* A second ample torsoed gal sitting in the second row is being yanked by her hair like her skull is carrying a bowling bowl by someone wearing a Dwight Howard jersey. Also, one other chick in a red t-shirt two steps up is being held back by some dude.

* Someone in a Jeremy Lin throwback (to a time when Lin wasn't even on the team!) is sitting on some dude's lap, and they look terrified. Also, some old guy in the complementary red t-shirt is sitting and for most of the video acting like nothing is going on, like making eye contact means he's gonna get his ass kicked.

0:18 -- The first 18 seconds or so is largely restholds with the occasional left handed jab thrown by Daisy Duke Harden, kind of like when to UFC fighters are totally gassed and molesting each other on the mat. It would be kind of hot if they were all swimsuit models. But they are not, and therefore, we need some punches here soon or the audience is going to begin chanting "BOOOORRRRING.....BOOOOORRRING..." (By the way, how awesome would catcalls at fan fights be? "YOU F**KED UP!!" and some Daniel Bryan YES! cheers...)

0:24 -- A second Daisy Duke Harden steps over the seats in the first row like Andre the Giant stepping over the top rope, and I realize that she would be much cooler if she were wearing a James Harden one-should-strp singlet like Andre in Wrestlemania III.

0:25 -- Wow, now that I examine closer, there's ANOTHER Daisy Duke Harden standing in watching in Row 2! This is like when multiple Doink the Clowns started showing up in WWE back in 1993. Exact. Same. Thing.

0:27 -- Yowza, Daisy Duke #2 is a mean b****. She grabs the leg of the person in the seat and tries to yank it off of her torso, the same way you pull a drumstick off of a rotisserie chicken. This is getting good! Good like rotisserie chicken!

0:30 -- If you listen carefully you can hear Daisy Duke #2 growling "Maaake a wiiisssshhh....."

0:31 -- Ok, now the leg is pushed so far back that it's getting either really kinky or really weird, depending on how you feel about heavy set women in cut offs and James Harden jerseys. But wait....what's happening....I hear footsteps....wait, NO....

0:32 -- ....NO.....NO.....

0:33 -- GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY...GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY....THEY KILLED HER......GOD AS MY WITNESS, SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

0:34 -- A kick square to the face, and no Zpruder wise cracking here, that could have ended really badly, seeing as, y'know, the drop from 400 level at Toyota Center is about 100 feet. Seriously, that this is all going on in the front row should scare the **** out of anyone sitting right beneath the crest of the upper balcony.

0:39 -- Honestly, the kick was pretty damn impressive, even if it was a cheap shot.

0:52 -- Security finally makes its way over to the fight, with the self awareness and want-to of a government worker at the DMV, and we are left with a cliffhanger, with the multiple Daisy Duke Hardens still placing a beatdown on the poor woman sitting in her seat.

I'm going to assume this ended with each Daisy Duke Harden dismembering a limb from the victim and sitting calmly in their seats eating them like drumsticks as the LaMarcus Aldridge lit up the Rockets throughout the second half.

Hopefully, there will be a rematch in Game 5. Hopefully, there will be a Game 5.
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#1 RocketDonut, Apr 29, 2014

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Dumb. Nobody said worldstar?

#2 Nice Rollin, Apr 29, 2014
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Dumb! Will watch again!
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#3 BamBam, Apr 29, 2014
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That's dangerous. They were right by the balcony railing. And then most people just pulled out their phones to take video instead of trying to break it up.

People are idiots.

#4 bmd, Apr 29, 2014
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Wow. A+ for effort on the two leg drop kick. She even landed on someone to break the fall. Man do I hate/love sporting events.

#5 TheJet, Apr 29, 2014
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Stupid McHale, finally someone with fight in them for the team and he lets them sit in the stands.... Should have put them in....

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BBC yall! That chick should have known a bicycle kick never ends in a fatality. If she wanted to finish her, she should have used the classic cartwheel kick uppercut to send her to her death over the railing.

What idiots...

#7 conundrum, Apr 29, 2014

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This was in section 419. I was sitting in 420.

It happened towards the end of the third quarter. At first they were getting in each other's face arguing about something. Then it stopped for a few minutes. I'm surprised no one got an usher.

I saw the dude trying to pull her off and I guess he did, but she came running back with that kick.
It got pretty scary cause I thought someone might topple over.

The best part was the usher was some old ass guy. The people who had to break it up was the people who toss t shirts into the crowd.

But that wasn't the only fight. There was a fight upstairs be the stairwell over where the elevator is at by the sky court.

And there was also another fight I heard of in the lower bowl area.

There was at least three fights that night.

#8 Kam, Apr 29, 2014
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Black? Hispanic? Smh...

#9 mario_v, Apr 29, 2014
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Finally a decent thread....

#10 RCPM, Apr 29, 2014
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Can't believe I missed it smh

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Kam said: ↑

This was in section 419. I was sitting in 420.

It happened towards the end of the third quarter. At first they were getting in each other's face arguing about something. Then it stopped for a few minutes. I'm surprised no one got an usher.

I saw the dude trying to pull her off and I guess he did, but she came running back with that kick.
It got pretty scary cause I thought someone might topple over.

The best part was the usher was some old ass guy. The people who had to break it up was the people who toss t shirts into the crowd.

But that wasn't the only fight. There was a fight upstairs be the stairwell over where the elevator is at by the sky court.

And there was also another fight I heard of in the lower bowl area.

There was at least three fights that night.
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Must have been the only fights in the arena if ya know what I mean

#12 Salvy, Apr 29, 2014
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What is an usher going to do? Run and get an officer?

Ushers aren't there to break up fights.

#13 xtruroyaltyx, Apr 29, 2014

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bmd said: ↑

That's dangerous. They were right by the balcony railing. And then most people just pulled out their phones to take video instead of trying to break it up.

People are idiots.
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LOL. Love heroes like you.

There were no innocent victims getting attacked. What innocent bystander in their right mind would break up those idiots fighting?? What's the point? They are there to watch a Rockets game. There is no civic duty to break up some catfight, and risk even getting a tiny scratch on you doing so.

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Were Rocket fans fighting other Rocket fans?

I blame LaMarcus Aldridge.

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luckily it was chicks. if it was dudes, could have gotten real bad. seemed like it went on for a while without any security in sight.

#16 Angkor Wat, Apr 29, 2014
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DEEEEEEEEEYUM LOL

Kam you would sit at 420. Lmao

#17 htwnbandit, Apr 29, 2014
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LOHs and LOFs stoop to an all-time low

:grin::grin:

#18 A New Age, Apr 29, 2014

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Yo that beezy stepped on her Jordans, had to get stuck fa real.

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See, that's why we can't have nice things.

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