Cheesy pick-up lines

I'm at work so I had to work really hard hold back my laughter on this one.

 

"[username] would like to trade information with you? Accept?" - eHarmony, match.com, etc.
"I just saw your myspace. You look a'ight. Wanna hook it up?"

 

Uh, you're right...

ikeed...

My contribution:

Are you tired? You should because you've been running in my head all day...

 

Pick-up lines creep me out.

 

"You've got the nicest teeth I've ever wanted to come (<-diff spelling, of course) across."

"Nice Shoes. Wanna f**k?"

 

shouldn't roll your eyes when performing pick up lines

"sex? here's my card"

 

I had sex with your mom and if you don't have sex with me too I'm going to kill her with a hatchet and frame you for the murder.

Edit: Whoops, wrong thread! Some of these are pretty funny, but I can't think of any pick up lines. Never really used them.

 

LOL

 

I like those they appeal to my geeky engineering side. Here's a few I just thought up for your list.

Lets go mate our adapters.
Can I put my pin connection into your motherboard?
Want to try an experiment in fluid dynamics?
Baby I want to ram my friction pier into your loose soil!
Baby I want to drive my sonotube all the way down and give you a hot cement injection!
You're so hot you're like an out of control reactor let me cool you down with my control rod.
Can I RAM my hard drive into your floppies? (perhaps a bit dated)
The EtOH in my body has an affinity for your wet zone.
Baby, somebody better call the Judeo-Christian supreme being cuz he is missing a mythical winged spiritual being.

 

May I stick my burrito in your chalupa?

 

"Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause your ass is out of this world."

"Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

 

You know what Polar Bears are good at?
Breaking the ice.

 

i believe goes like this:

"do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

enough to break the ice."

 

So thats how you nerds pick up chicks.

 

Is that your face or did a dump truck run over your face and then space aliens picked up your body and planted a new alien face where your face used to be and now your face is prettier than your old face and your face is attractive to human males.

 

I think I'm going to use that one tonight!


Hey baby, why don't we just cut to the chase and you tell me how you like your eggs in the morning
































fertilized or unfertilized

 

I have a mte whose slept with 250 plus women (he's 25)

I have mentioned this before and everyone kind of doubted, but trust me, as I said at the time, I know this guy and I fully believe him.

anyway, the WORST thing ive ever heard him say to a girl was

"Hey babe where are you sleeping tonight?"

yes, that deserves a

 

Hey uh I couldnt help noticing that you are drinking coors light... is that because u think u are fat? cause u are not.. u could totally be drinking coors original if you wanted to

 

"I laaakke... how much?"

"hello, mine name [insert name]. I like you, you like sex?"

 

Baby, I wish I was a derivative so I can lay tangent to your curves.

Can I get you a Miller Lite?

You may not know it from looking at me, but I can run really fast!


Whoever knows where that last one is from gets a nickel.