Chant suggestions for Games 3 and 4 (but, keeping it classy)

FACK-YOU KO-BE, FAck-YOU KO-BE
or
p***y KOBE

 

The more I think about it, the more this just makes sense. This will let every person on our team know that we see the sacrifices they make to get the wins. Our team is not just one or two superstars, its a group of hard working guys who stand up for each other...

But what about the other side of the coin? Chants will probably just motivate Kobe, so the real guys we need to go after are his team mates. Right now its Rockets vs Lakers. What we need to do is turn this into is Rockets vs Kobe plus a bunch of other guys on the floor. We need to drive as big a wedge as we can between Kobe and the rest of his team. So how about this:

"You can't guard us" - whenever the Rockets are on offense. Let's get Shane's back and throw all that taunting that Kobe did in the last game back at him. This also lets the rest of the Lakers know that we're only thinking about Kobe. They can go pick their noses for all we care because they're just a bunch of scrubs.

"You're not Kobe" - whenever any Laker except Kobe goes to the line. Because if you're a Laker, but you're not Kobe, then you're nothing...


"Laker Princess" or "You're no leader" - when Kobe goes to the line. Sorry, can't think of a better one at the moment...

 

Now I am not sure chanting is good because if the chants may give Kobe more motivation and challenges as he is known to be playing harder and better when booed or derided. We definitely don't want that to happen.

 

I like the you're not MJ or you're no MJ chants, cause Kobe desperately wants to be michael.

 

I don't think the fans should BOO or give extra attention to Kobe. That's exactly the kind of stuff that fires him up and turns him into the Black Mamba. The best attitude towards Kobe is indifference, ala Shane Battier. That gets him into the overcompensation/"do it all" mode because all he's doing is looking for a reaction.

Although chanting "S-T-D" instead of "M-V-P" when he shoots free throws would be good.

 

I'm not sure if you live in Houston and caught any talk radio today. There is not a chance in HELL that Kobe won't be boo'ed to no end tomorrow.

...or we can channel that.

 

LA S-U-C-K-S!

 

Dirty! dirty! dirty
any time LA touches the ball

 

The chant starts when they go to the line and ends when they are about to shoot.

 

BEAT L.A!!!!!!!
YAO ,COME ON

 

Try to get everyone to chant We Will Rock You

Rockets players love the fans loudness, especially in unity

 

You's-A-phony-Pass-The-Ball

 

Your-Not-M-J

 

eat their head (claps,claps) eat their head

 

you totally said it better than me about why "MVP" for all our guys at the line makes sense.

as to other side of the coin. i like "no means no" chanted in the same cadence as M-V-P. that makes it easy for the crowd to pick up, works well with the orange jump suits, is not too crass, and at the same time hopefully reminds everyone in the arena something all our sons and daughters should have drilled into them over and over. think of it as a public service message that conveniently reminds fans that Kobe isn't as squeaky clean (on or off the court) as the nba and the media make him out to be.

wish i could be there, but whatever you guys decide; give 'em hell and make them respect some toyota center!!!

 

You know he may only get to the line maybe twice a game

but

I say we start changing M-V-P when Shane is shooting free throws