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Chant suggestions for Games 3 and 4 (but, keeping it classy)

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by garthomps, May 7, 2009.

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  1. desi tmac91

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    Please do the last two (changing the sucks part of course), that would be so epic.
     
    #61 desi tmac91, May 7, 2009
  2. hjg877

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    While not classy, I believe an "ass-hole" or "small-dick" chant would certainly be amusing and quite factual.
     
    #62 hjg877, May 7, 2009
  3. RV6

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    You're not Michael!!! CLAP CLAP You're not Michael!! CLAP CLAP

    or you're no michael...whtvr :D
     
    #63 RV6, May 7, 2009
  4. Dave_78

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    The problem is the chants are almost impossible to make out unless it is something people are familiar with.

    I would go with "Kobe fears Ron" or "Kobe cheats"
     
    #64 Dave_78, May 7, 2009
  5. krosfyah

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    I like that.

    I also kinda like RED-RUM.
     
    #65 krosfyah, May 7, 2009
  6. fmp087

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    That is a good idea. It's just right.
     
    #66 fmp087, May 7, 2009
  7. caneks

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    "Eagle county"
     
    #67 caneks, May 7, 2009
  8. krosfyah

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    What about

    KO-BE COW-ARD

    or just COWARD

    ...right out of the GWB page book of calling the terrorists a coward.
     
    #68 krosfyah, May 7, 2009
  9. Rileydog

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    Let's think.

    - what matters to Kobe the most? he wants to be considered as great or greater than MJ.

    - he wants to win a ring without shaq.

    Are there any good chants for those themes? The choice of words are important. It has to be easily understandable.

    Jor-dan's Bet-ter (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

    MJ's Better (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

    We like Mike! We like Mike!

    You're No Jordan (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

    You need Shaq! You need Shaq!

    Baaall-Hog! Baaaaall-Hog (like the chant that folks used to do for Daaaaryl Strawberry.)
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    or just a straight insult questioning his toughness.

    Weak! Weak! Weak! Weak!

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    Or just an attack on his worth as a human being

    Gaaarr-bage! Gaaarr-bage!

    Human Trash! Human Trash!

    Kobe's Trash! Kobe's Trash!
     
    #69 Rileydog, May 7, 2009
  10. Kam

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    What if my favorite ref is out there?



    what do we have in store for Violet Palmer.
     
    #70 Kam, May 7, 2009
  11. Rileydog

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    Separately,

    Can we get some Red Rowdies to wear Prisoner's gear and put Kobe's name on their chest. Either bright orange jumpsuits, or just the traditional black and white stripes. I like the stripes better myself.

    The rowdies should be sure to get into his sight when he is shooting free throws.
     
    #71 Rileydog, May 7, 2009
  12. krosfyah

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    What about ...

    NOT LIKE MIKE
     
    #72 krosfyah, May 7, 2009
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    Kobe, Ass-Hole
    Kobe, Ass-Hole
     
    #73 mitbbs, May 7, 2009
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    Hey, can The_Yoyo sit (stand) with the Rowdies tomorrow, and Sunday?
     
    #74 Kam, May 7, 2009
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    I am really want to be on the court with you, but unfortunately, I am not able to be there and have to stay at home to watch the TV and have to hear the stupid commentator’s bad comments.
    Oooooooooh, I like the OVER-RATED one.
     
    #75 stone3343, May 7, 2009
  16. mitbbs

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    It seems JVG will be the commentator, and he will be a homer.
     
    #76 mitbbs, May 7, 2009
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    I like the: DIRTY PLAYER *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap* everytime Kobe touches the ball.

    MJ's better is also nice.
     
    #77 ivenovember, May 7, 2009
  18. DoubleRods

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    This ones my favorite BY FAR!! Ill be there doing just that.
     
    #78 DoubleRods, May 7, 2009
  19. Rocket Rowdie

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    If Farmar sucks, then go with the old

    "Where is Fisher?" clap-clap-clapclapclap

    and then maybe answer with a

    "He's Suspended!" clap-clap-clapclapclap
     
    #79 Rocket Rowdie, May 7, 2009
  20. sdyaimar

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    fist post
    jack the ripper
    kobe the rapist
     
    #80 sdyaimar, May 7, 2009
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