Wow, you're bitter, and the more I look at your posts, the more I realize that being angry is all you have to enjoy anymore. Good luck with that.
Thank you. It's become to where I can't share anything on here any longer, and it's becoming less and less enjoyable. FWIW, we went with two girls who we've known for a few years that wanted a "date" for the wedding. As we were driving to the 2nd reception both girls were mocking the fact that another one of their friends said we were "the nicest and most hilarious guys" she'd met. And, yes, I was still as bitter as I always was, hence calling the 10 year old a different name on a whim.
I've never been bitter or angry in any way whatsoever regarding you or your posts, Fatty -- even though you have tried every possible way of pissing me off. It's never worked. I've gotten mad at other posters in the D&D, but you're just not one of them. Everything you post just cracks me up. And I guess that's how the "debate" is going to go too. You're going to say a lot of things that don't really make sense because your English is so poor that it's often impossible to understand what you're even saying and I'm just going to laugh like I do when I read your posts at home. Seems like it's going to be super entertaining for me and really boring for everyone else. As for me "reclusing myself" to a message board, well, I don't know what to tell you. I'm one of the most social people in town. I run a theatre company comprised of 20 of my closest friends. I have an average of two meetings a day, some with friends, some with business associates. And when my friends held a benefit for me to help with my medical bills, over 100 people showed up and donated money. But maybe you just don't know what "recluse" means. I know that you often have your own definition for words but to clear it up for you, recluses are anti-social. I'm pretty much a social butterfly. I won't bother too much with your weird charge that I'm not creative enough except to say that I'm creative for a living (you're not) and I have a lot of prizes and fellowships and commissions to show for it. I also love that you believe you will go from being the dumbest person on the board to smiting me with your intellect just by virtue of being in the "real world." You still have to use the same brain.
One thing that's interesting about FFB's posts is that he always seems confident. He seems like the type that stands by what he says no matter what and if you don't think his jokes are funny, if you don't like what he says, if you don't agree with his viewpoint - then you are an idiot. I could imagine he's a real hate'em or love'em type of guy.
I knew a woman a while back, who had a very bishaved 8 year old girl. We kept calling her Courtney and said she's wind up like Courtney Love. The Mom kinda got irritated, but a few times I heard her call the daughter Courtney and didn't have the heart to kid her about it.
That would seem like a fun thing to do, Fatty. Rep. I want to know... Mr. Batman, sir... do you write all of your own plays? Yes|No?
I write my "own" plays, yes. I also direct other people's plays. As a writer, I've received commissions from The Rockefeller Foundation, The Doris Duke Foundation, DiverseWorks ArtSpace and private individuals. I've also received an NEA fellowship to work at The MacDowell Colony in NH and two "Best of Houston" awards for "Best New Play." Is that good enough for you?
A "writer," huh? I'm having a hard time rationing what it is a writer do. You mean the people on the TV don't just make up what they sayin' as they get along? That everything that funny fat feller says idn't always Accordin' to Jim?
No, that is awesome, sir. Mad propz and respeck, y'all. Seriously, man, my question was serious. I didn't know. Don't get all pissed at me... I'm not Fatty...
I normally enjoy these FFB fight threads but this one is getting really personal. Fatty, are you, you know, doing alright? You seem to be getting angrier and angrier as the weeks go by from post to post, increasingly pointed, hyper defensive, and quick to the draw. You post these stories, which to be fair are often pointless and boring, to have a discussion or whatever. I'm not calling it attention whoring because it's not like that, but you want to share your life or whatnot. With the exception of BJ, no one really is insulting you when they rib on you. You're a prominent member of this board, you want the attention and you receive it. Lighten up and realize that the majority of the people here just want to get in on the joke. If it really bothers you, just keep the posts about yourself less personal and lighter. Remember, Internet: Serious Business.
Haven't read the responses, but I just want to say that you are quite possibly the coolest dude on the freaking planet Fatty.
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