Chandler Parsons spends more time on twitter than he does on court: is this normal?

Parsons has more game off the court than he does on the court. That chick is hot. His mack game is on point.

 

I still remember the day we traded Parsons to the TWolves for DMo, then bought him back from them later that same day.

My favorite CP25 stat of all time...

So far in his career, this is what each team has paid Parsons per point scored (regular season plus playoffs):

Memphis Grizzlies: $158,312 (for each point scored)
Dallas Mavericks: $15,956
Houston Rockets: $826

Those figures alone should make people appreciate Daryl Morey's astute decision-making.

 

What Gordon Hayward's doing right now is what Chandler Parsons could have been. The Basketball Gods truly do not look down kindly on douchiness.

 

Well, we recently elected a President that will be spending more time on Twitter than he will in the white house. So, maybe Chandler wants to run for office, man.

 

Joel Embiid did the exact same thing until he got healthy. Maybe the same happens with Parsons?

 

Nah Embiid is 22 Parsons is pushing 29. He is what he is, injury prone and overrated af

 

And then when I found out Chandler Parsons actually is Asian, that makes Morey's decision a great one.

DD

 

Did Parsons actually win anything before?

 

It's been interesting watching Parsons morph into Hollywood Hogan over the past few years. Dude turned heel and never looked back.

 

He's tricked 2 teams into paying him big money. That seems like a personal win on his part.

 

there r 2 of these stupid threads ? too much time on clutchfans ?...

 

there r 2 of these stupids threads ? too much time on clutchfans ?

 

2 same stupid threads?

 

Always follow the Daryl Morey Continuum Theory

"The teams that find the Chandler Parsons, not the ones that pay them the max, are the ones that succeed long term"

The Mavericks learned the hard way and now the Grizzlies are learning the less as well.

Meanwhile, Trevor Ariza remains in a Rockets uniform and is still the better player.

 

wow....posts from THIS version go to the other one ? Im losing me marbles ollie...

 

Chandler Parsons might be worse than Corey Brewer this year.

Age	Tm	Lg	Pos	G	GS	MP	FG	FGA	FG%	3P	3PA	3P%	2P	2PA	2P%	eFG%	FT	FTA	FT%	ORB	DRB	TRB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	PF	PTS
28	MEM	NBA	SF	11	11	18.2	2.3	6.5	.347	0.5	2.7	.200	1.7	3.8	.452	.389	0.5	0.5	.833	0.2	2.1	2.3	1.3	0.5	0.2	0.7	0.7	5.5

 

The president elect is also doing it, Y not?

Parsons of today has been Lol worthy at best, not a serious consumate professional.

 

He's a professional, just not as a basketball player.

 

Now we have Dekker and Montrezl and Capela, all rookie scale late first early 2nd players that will contribute to winning ...

And allowing us to save money for max players like ... Gordon and Anderson (oops that went wrong) ...

 

Yes