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Chance, Smeggy...eat your hearts out. D is for Dikembe!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Miguel, Sep 8, 2004.

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  1. Miguel

    Miguel Member

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    This is how my past 2 days or so have gone.
    Monday 11:00am - Wake up
    Tuesday 1:00am - Sleep
    Tuesday 4:30am - Wake up
    Tuesday 2:00pm - Nap
    Tuesday 3:30pm - Wake up
    Wednesday 4:30am - Sleep
    Wednesday 7:30am - Wake up

    Since Monday at 11:00am.

    14 hours awake, then 3 1/2 asleep, then 9 1/2 awake, 1 1/2 asleep, 13 awake, and then 3 asleep, now working on 3 1/2 hours awake again.

    Total count:
    Awake: 14 + 9 1/2 + 13 + 3 1/2
    Asleep: 3 1/2 + 1 1/2 + 3

    40 awake
    8 asleep

    :(

    Now that I think about it, this isn't good.
     
    #21 Miguel, Sep 8, 2004
  2. Miguel

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    Haha, Maybe I'll record a cd one day. I'll keep that title in mind. If I use it...you'll get credit somewhere in the booklet in .00001 font (but it'll be in BOLD! )

    hehe, man I'm bored, just got through with my Economics class, 90 miinutes to go til Sociology starts. :)
     
    #22 Miguel, Sep 8, 2004
  3. Uprising

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    LOL, thanks man! I am so looking forward to the BOLD.....err.....!BOLD .

    Yeah, I just finished my last class of the day. Gotta tack a quiz though for an online class.....and knowing me. I am slacking off as usual. Gotta make it home by 1pm though, to catch my STROS
     
    #23 Uprising, Sep 8, 2004
  4. Miguel

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    I'm screwed....

    my Soc clas starts at 12:30. Astros game starts at 1. If my class is somehow cancelled for some reason, I'm taking it as a sign and driving my ass downtown to watch the game.
     
    #24 Miguel, Sep 8, 2004
  5. m_cable

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    Post all the song parodies you want, Miguel. But it has no chance of besting the quality of my parody masterpiece: The chorus of Eminem's Stan, AKA Dido's Thank You.

    Check this out:

    My cheese gone old, I'm wondering why
    I bought in bulk at all.
    The smell of rotten cheddar
    Is making my skin crawl.
    Maybe if I had a vacuum sealer
    I wouldn't be so sad
    I could store the cheese before it goes bad
    It goes bad.

    Short and simple. The words fit the tune perfectly and it all makes sense. I'm telling you, if I put the time into the rest of the song, this could be a Weird Al caliber parody.
     
    #25 m_cable, Sep 8, 2004
  6. Ender120

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    Y'all haven't heard anything until you've heard my Ignition Remix Remix.

    This is just the chorus, of course. One day, I'll do the whole song.

    Baby's lookin' CUTE CUTE
    Cuz she ain't hit PUBERTY
    Runnin' her hands through my fro'
    But she's only 'bout four
    Hear my court case on the radio

    It's the remix to Ignition
    I like molestin' children
    Looking all over her body
    Like I'm her pediatrician

    Yes this girl's only six
    I'm like "So what, I'm rich"
    It's the freakin' weekend
    Young girls have got me lickin' my lips

    This thread has inspired me to finish the parody. Thank you.
     
    #26 Ender120, Sep 8, 2004
  7. Uprising

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    ewww...... although it flows really well. (the ignition one)
     
    #27 Uprising, Sep 8, 2004
  8. Another Brother

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    The Astros bats

    "I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one, HIT ME
    A slider, curveball or a fastball son, I've got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one!!!"

    Where you at M????

    :p
     
    #28 Another Brother, Sep 8, 2004
  9. SWTsig

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    now thats pure gold, AB!
     
    #29 SWTsig, Sep 8, 2004
  10. Miguel

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    Boo! I've heard Stuart Scott use that. Quit stereotyping yourself AB!

    :p, you on with Vandermeer today?
     
    #30 Miguel, Sep 9, 2004
  11. Another Brother

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    Did he use that fo real?

    I may sue!
     
    #31 Another Brother, Sep 9, 2004
  12. Fatty FatBastard

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    I came up with one a while back to R. Kelly's "I believe I can fly"

    I Believed She was 5
    I Believed I could touch her fly
    I thought about it every night and day
    And it would be so tight, anyway

    Then she said she was 4
    But by then I needed it more and more
    I believed she was 5
    I believed she was 5
    I believed she was 5.
     
    #32 Fatty FatBastard, Sep 9, 2004
  13. Chance

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    Miguel...don't wuit your day job. I did and it didn't pay off!

    That's some funny stuff guys.
    Miguel, I'll send the Texans Song when I get in to work today at lunch. I'm also gonna send you "Friday Night's a Great Night for Football" that I ripped from The Last Boyscout DVD.

    It's a good football song.

    clm
     
    #33 Chance, Sep 9, 2004
  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    Here's a song I dedicated to a friend of mine who, ahem, always seems to get sub-par women.

    In a Town without a name
    In a club that was a bore
    Thought he saw a large shadow
    By the Bathroom door

    It was one big ass
    Hanging way down low
    Only one way to hit it
    Only one way to go

    Now he knew she had small t*tties
    But he just couldn't stop
    Had to hit that big ass
    He knew he had to get on top

    And be the 5 F*** HERO
    (got ass in his eyes)
    He's a 5 F*** HERO
    (ahhhh, ahhhh)
    5 F*** HERO
    (Surprise in his eyes)
    5 F*** HERO
    He's coming live, tonight!


    (youngster's, it's sung to the Foreigner song "Jukebox Hero"))
     
    #34 Fatty FatBastard, Sep 9, 2004
  15. Miguel

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    Haha Chance, yeah, I know. I won't quit my (every other other other) day job. Aside from Rodeo and big events (NFL Experience/All Star Fest) It's kinda slim pickins, but it's just a crappy little part time job, and I get to see the Texans, so I'm not complaining.

    As for the songs...I get bored easily, heh.
     
    #35 Miguel, Sep 9, 2004
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